It's Just A Sweet, Sweet Fantasy, Baby...

[skinartia]

Seriously, Ian Somerhalder, we need to just fuck already and get it over with so I can stop dreaming about you. For reals.

I find it funny that I've now been able to decipher people who have recurring roles in my sex dreams and break them down to archetypes.

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[josh5674]

Am I one of these friends? I don't see myself as the second type with "raw seething masculinity", so if I was one of the ones mentioned I'd probably be friend #1, which is wrong. I'm very satisfying and not an asshole at all.

I will also probably regret making this post in the morning.

[skinartia]

*LOL!* Jewsh, you're the best. I heard you had a good time last night. And no, you're not an asshole at all so, I hate to tell you, but it's not you.