It's Just A Sweet, Sweet Fantasy, Baby...

Aug 05, 2011 13:06

Seriously, Ian Somerhalder, we need to just fuck already and get it over with so I can stop dreaming about you. For reals.

I find it funny that I've now been able to decipher people who have recurring roles in my sex dreams and break them down to archetypes. Examples...

Mr. Somerhalder is like "supernatural, violent sex" archetype as I think of him as Damon from Vampire Diaries so those dreams involve things like menstrual cunnilingus. On that note, for your viewing pleasure, here is a video clip from Tell Me You Love Me featuring Mr. Somerhalder completely naked.

A friend of mine* is the "close but no cigar" archetype in that most of the dreams of him will start like we're going to fuck and then it doesn't happen. Or we do it and it's not satisfying and he's kind of an asshole (vibes of his real life personality from time-to-time).

Another friend of mine* is the "raw, aggressive, seething masculinity" archetype. Really dominant, powerful, take charge feel from him (and very satisfying *lol*).

Then there are lesbian shapeshifter dreams like the one I had last night. I don't know if I was the person or if I was just watching it transpire, but the one girl shapeshifted to male much to the annoyance of the other girl. I've had dreams before where I was the male and had all the senses of male sexuality. Perhaps it's because with girls I kind of take on the masculine role.

..HOT!

*I've never actually had sex with these guys, just to be clear.

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