had my knee in the immobilizer today. went to the best friendsgving ever tonight. so many hot guys there. then i got drunk (sorry if u IM'd me and i was retarded) and ate at moonlight dinner. then later, on my way to the car, saw derek and pulled him outside and got stoned in my car with him. heh, it sounds like i date raped him. slipped a roofie ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "How would you Sell Your Grandmother?"

Sold to Greenpeace!
Whether she's being used as fertilizer or as live bait to coax out endangered animals, good old granny's always happy to help out. If only she was as good at dodging the bullets of all the hunters that mistake her for an incredible new species of badger. Unfortunately, ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "Do you have to go poop?"

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off to work...I hate Fridays because on Fridays I have to work with my boss standing over my shoulder for 4 hours, criticizing EVERYthing i do and making passive-aggressive comments the entire time, "well i called your phone but it just rang and rang" "so how is the big-sister program going? whats the name of your little again?" well idk cuz i LIED ( Read more... )

NOW STOP, COLLABORATE AND LISTEN ( Read more... )

Morning Sunshines. Not thrilled about today. First, I get to go to macroeconomics, which I hate more than life itself...then I get to sign out some bathroom cleaning supplies and scrub my roommates' dead skin cells off the floor because I'm pretty sure I come out of the shower dirtier than I was in the first place...then going to the library for 7 ( Read more... )

just got back from hitting the town with laura in our hott awesome costumes! we went to old port tavern and walked around and saw some pretty strange costumes. I hung out at the apt with them for a while, drank, passed out candy with the girls, carved an orgasm-faced jackolantern with betch...it was fun ( Read more... )

work went by SO fast, and we finally had a staff meeting so I got to go and feel all business-like. So it was relatively painless. When I got out of work, I went to Space Gallery and donated blood. It was easy, and they gave me 2 tix to any space event in Novemeber, and some famous amos cookies ( Read more... )

All moved in to my new SUITE:) It's so awesome, it's like my own little apartment with a very sex and the city-esque view of congress st. right out my window (especially pretty at night). My roommates are LumLum (ethiopian) and Haiying (chinese) and they're like 27, so no more dealing with -as Laura put it- immature Jessica Simpson wannabes. They' ( Read more... )

I just want a boyfriend, so we can walk around Portland when autumn comes and the trees turn color. that would be so nice. I found out that Jake has a gf and no plans to break up with her. I was so depressed last night. But then today Dad was like "i have a feeling your time is right around the corner" but he's been saying that since I was like 13 ( Read more... )