yes...yes smithas...why do i keep doing voices, i cant stop, today i think i even did stimpy. gonna hurl..now i'm doing garth...cuz i ate christmas candy today, and my roommate and i are getting pizza. so i'm full just thinknig about it. i have to go to bed soom cuz i'm working at tha break of dawn tomorrow baby got it goin' on. momma drama ( Read more... )

i have to work tonight. i've gotten 6 hours of sleep since christmas because I keep myself up coughing. I went to the eastern prom this morning at 7 am, got stoned and watched the sunrise. i have NEVER been awake early enough to just lounge around and watch the stupid sun come up. but it rises in maine first...so i was like...the first person in ( Read more... )

going to work in a 1/2 hour. but i'm not tanning today. my skin can't take it, i'm going to dry up into a pile of dust pretty soon. this week I'm getting a YWCA membership to start swimming again, which will also dry out my skin, and plus the chlorine will bleach it, so i'm going to have to tan twice as much to balance it out, and pretty soon I'm ( Read more... )

there are 6 people who can't come to my party anymore:( i should have done it last friday before everyone went home for break. i want to invite derek but he never talks to me anymore so why bother. i've already spent 19 christmases/new years eves single, whats 19 more? super...hopefully i'll be scheduled at work so i'll have an excuse not to be ( Read more... )

katie got her wisdom teeth out...dad's email said she was "recovering at aunt laurie's"...so BE NICE TO HER. I hope you feel better, Kate! did u have to wear the stupid head wrap? oh well i'll get the scoop, i'm calling u write after i post this ( Read more... )

omg i am in the computer lab and this 27-yr old chunky guy will not stop hitting on me...i feel sick. i even gave him my leftover christmas cards to shut him up and now i'm typing away furiously trying to make myself look busy ( Read more... )

You Are Mashed Potatoes


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You are 53% Sketchy


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my classes next semester are Women's Studies II, healing & spirituality, feminist perspectives of philosophy, and college writing class. all in portland, all at reasonable times. there are absolutely no excuses for me not to go to every class this time around. isn't that a show? "this time around"...or maybe I'm thinking of the Torkelsons. sweet ( Read more... )

santa please give me a new boy...either the one in sociology class or someone as cute and...cute. i've been really good this year...and i promise I'll stop stinking up the bathroom and "forgetting" to spray, and I'll never make fun of the international students again ( Read more... )