Ok, so who signed me up for tripwithus.com? Yuck. They want to see, and I quote: "[my] sexxy ass out at the nastiest, sexiest, and most off the hook ( Read more... )

This just in! Irrefutable photographic evidence that I really have a life in New York! I finally took my camera out and took some pictures last night. I'd post them here, but I just spent forever fighting with my internet connection and uploading them, so you're just gonna have to go look for yourself at my Flickr account. The link takes you to ( Read more... )

I've lived in New York a long time now, and I think it is time I dispense some of the sage-like wisdom I have come to possess. Here is some advice for those of you living or planning to live in a big city ( Read more... )

Hi, I'm back! And I'm in sunny New York City! The move-in was great, my apartment is cute and little. I'll have pictures soon enough. There's not too much to say about it ( Read more... )

Oh yes, it was thrilling! I'm so grateful to you all, my wonderful fans who made me a star ( Read more... )

Holy crap! I just found out that the guy who played Willow in Willow is the SAME guy who played the Leprechaun in the Leprechaun moves AND the same guy who plays Professor Flitwick in the Harry Potter movies! Apparently the world only has ONE midget! I suddenly feel a lot safer.

WELCOME READERS! Are you ready for thrills and spills? Well you've come to the right place! Presenting a very special high-definition stereophonic event:

The 'My New Apartment' Virtual Walking Tour presented in Super Mondo-Cool-Vision 3-D!!!!

( Make sure your seat belt is fastened and your backpacks stored securely under your seat before following this link to the 'My New Apartment' Virtual Walking Tour )

I'M GOING TO NEW YORK!

I GOT THE APARTMENT! JESUS CHRIST, LET'S GO CELEBRATE!

Now I'm doing the "I'm going to New York and you're not" dance! See how high I can kick!?!

WOW!

Taking a page from shinobi001, I went to myheritage.com to upload my picture and see what celebrities it thought I looked like. Then I saved all the little pictures and went into photoshop and smushed them together just to share with you! I only picked the people I could identify. I also skipped Hugo Weaving because that one wasn't very flattering.


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I don't feel like talking about the Oscars anymore because I've been doing it all day. So I have nothing to write. Instead, I'm going to do this survey. But it's super-mondo-mega long and ridiculous, so make sure you have lots of time because I expect you to read the whole thing.

( Here it is )