Friday 5

[skanky_smurf]

1. My boss is still avoiding me. He comes into the office in the mornings but fucks off before I get in. People keep coming up to me and telling me I've done a good thing because he isn't hanging around...and that I should take one for the team more often

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[clea]

Liverpool?

[skanky_smurf]

Liverpool, Sydney. It's a shithole. I have no idea why I feel the need to go there.

[clea]

Oooh. I was thinking England. I'm incredibly dumb lately. I keep saying things that make people look at me in confusion and wonder if I have a tumor.

[skanky_smurf]

I wish it was Liverpool in England. Actually, that's where my Dad was born. Maybe it IS the England one!