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[skamanmike]

There are a lot of things that make me mad. Riley pointed out to me today that I am a lot like Lewis Black when it comes to things that make me mad. I tend to get really heated an impassioned about life's most mundane details. Upon this realization, a better person might expend some effort to stop. Not I. I intend to continue. I've been putting

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[anonymous]

Oh man, I want to debate with you so bad. Not just about SUVs, but anything really. Your rants are awesome. I also wanted to put myself out there and admit that I often drive an SUV. I'd also like to add that I'm not proud of it. SUVs blow and I'd take a VW over them anyday. Too bad I'm way to poor to afford my own car right now.
Oh well.

-Kira

[skamanmike]

Kira, given the circumstances, I will forgive you for driving an SUV. And there is no limit to the things that piss me off, so just bring anything up someday, and I'm sure we can debate about it.

It's a Jeep thing you wouldn't understand.

[ryankyle]

Jeeps are great and my car was free so eat your poop and drink your piss out of a filtered water bottle

Re: It's a Jeep thing you wouldn't understand.

[skamanmike]

I don't know exactly how I could eat my own poop out of a water bottle. But since you have so many other redeeming qualities, I won't hate you for driving a jeep.

[tigerj]

im all about a little six cylinder sports car...
I hear u on the suv thing, however u have to know that if someoen has more than two kids, they do need a larger car, and larger cars are just as bad as an suv. Actually, small cars with 4 cylinders are probably the best on gas, so I probably suck too. I have the need for speed, so I must have a six cylinder car. I however must admit it really annoys me when I see someone driving a truck that really dosent need a truck. that upsets me more than any suv on the road. Someone driving a truck because they think it boosts their testosterone level. I just hate mostly everyone in general, so, u go on with ur little suv kick, I support u. I get upset with people taht feather their bangs, peg their jeans, and wear acid wash.
winks,
J.

[skamanmike]

Those things piss me off too, as well as bad interior design, but I am forced to keep these feelings silent in order to maintain my incredibly masculine image.

Shut the Fuck Up

[toshiro1mifune]

You need to step down off your soap box and shut the fuck up before I bitch slap you.

Re: Shut the Fuck Up

[skamanmike]

Wow... how long ago did I leave that comment? About a month? And as a joke, no less? I think you need to let things go.

Re: Shut the Fuck Up

[toshiro1mifune]

if you cannot take your own jokes...MIKEY D IS THE MAN

Re: Shut the Fuck Up

[skamanmike]

Oh, I can take my own jokes, I just thought you were serious. I was worried you were hiding in my bushes waiting to mug me or something.

Loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[wolfmanjack]

You know there are more important things to worry about than how much gas an SUV burns, being a former Suv driver, I FUCKING LOVE EM, Its the bomb, better than the grandmama car you drive. WHHOOOOO DIE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Re: Loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[skamanmike]

At this point in time I would like to thank Chris for further proving my point.

Re: Loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[wolfmanjack]

Hey, Hey , Hey , Now, Whose the goddamn English teacher? I am the big brother, and I rule over you! Don't forget!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahhah

P.s. I am not as screwed up as people may think. I am just a good actor!

Re: Loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[skamanmike]

Hey, I know. I'm jjust busting your balls. And who is going to think you are screwed up? The people who read my livejournal? I don't think they have a right to be calling anyone screwed up. No offense to anyone who reads my livejournal, because you are all awesome.