Bellini just ate fish because that's all he ever eats.

[skamanmike]

Man oh man, what did I do today? A better question would be what DIDN'T I do today? And the answer to THAT question is everything. I didn't do everything... with the exception of watch mXc. For you laymen, mXC is Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, aka The Best Show Ever. It has everything. It's nothing but half an hour of Japanese people being

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[tomykookths]

I win...Thats what my roommate was saying last thursday when I walked in on him while he was rubbing himself with an ice cube and making his nipples bigger in diameter with lipstick. He was also wearing my Adidas hat which pissed me off.

[skamanmike]

OK. To what ELSE is the title a reference?

[anonymous]

Bellini's that guy from Kids in the Hall and there was a Meet Bellini contest and he ate fish and stuff. It's not that way it's over here!!!

[anonymous]

Hip Dog King Masta Daddy 415!!

[skamanmike]

Congratulations anonymous poster, you are correct. I wish you had left your name so I could award you ten points. The Kids in the Hall held a "spot paul bellini" contest. The object was to watch an episode of Kids in the Hall and try and spot Paul Bellini. (he walked out of a box of condoms at teh end of a sketch whose premise was a boy comes home to find his friend has been sleeping with his mom.) Then, contestents had to draw the scene and mail it to The Kids in the Hall. The best drawing won a breakfast with Paul Bellini at the Toronto airport restaraunt. The winner got to choose between the continental breakfast, or teh Canadian breakfast. When a winner was chosen, the story was told through still photographs and narration by Bruce McCulough (sic). "[the contest winner] chose the canadian breakfast, and bellini ate fish, because that's all he ever eats." so there you have. a long, rambling, pointless comment. also, i apologize for the glarring spelling and grammatical errors, and i apologize if this just plain doesn;t make any

[anonymous]

Oh, but I did leave my name.