Title: Just die, bitch
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Jongkey
Genre: No fucking clue
Rating: NC-17
A/N: I wanted this to be fucking over with but when I finished I knew I needed another chapter. Fuck.

( fuck you Hongki and your 5 minute knockout vodka double shots )

Title: Can this shit get any worse?
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: 2min, Jonghyun/Minhyuk
Genre: No fucking clue
Rating: PG-13
A/N: This one really sucks, but usually if there's one line I love I'm good with it.

( your dick smells like statutory rape )

Title: Kinda sucks
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Keyho, Jonghyun/Minhyuk (that's CN Blue, people)
Genre: No fucking clue
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Everyone is gay in my world. And this chapter kind of sucks.

( who the fuck are you to be hurt by this, cocksucker )

Title: Shitty sex scene
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Keyho
Genre: No fucking clue
Rating: NC-17
A/N: There's a lot of swearing in this series, but have you ever hung out with 19 year old guys? They have no goddamn censor.

( hopefully he wouldn't sober up in the middle 'cause that would fucking suck )

Title: It's the fluffy shit
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Jongkey
Genre: No fucking clue
Rating: PG-13
A/N: This is not as long as the other parts. That bugs the hell out of me.

( who the hell has a ribcage fetish, you cannibalistic fuck )

Title: I write sex
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Jongkey, 2min
Genre: No fucking clue
Rating: NC-17
A/N: This is one of those fics that's going to last forever with no ending, I swear.

( there was nothing wrong with exploring your sexuality but there were minors involved here, you fucking pedophile )

Title: Welcome to my gayverse
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Jongkey
Genre: No fucking clue
Rating: PG-13
A/N: In which I write a story where everyone is as gay as I want.

( you're welcome, fucker )

Title: I hate titles
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Jongkey
Genre: No fucking clue
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Fuck you for coming out snarky instead of pretty.

( fuck yeah man, fuck yeah )

Title: Simplicity
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Jongkey
Genre: Fluff
Rating: PG
A/N: Honestly I'm not too good with fluff. But I think it's necessary to balance out all my angst.

( Kim Kibum had long ago learned to think about people in terms of what they wanted from you and what you wanted from them. )

Title: Dependency
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Jongkey
Genre: Really, really angsty
Rating: PG-15?
A/N: This is a scene from an emotionally abusive relationship. You've been forewarned.

( And I'm sobbing and sobbing )