( This is how the story goes: )

"Yes, but how do you know for sure, hyung ( Read more... )

I refuse to take responsibility for this. This is not my fault. This is tchubbicheeks's fault, who also provoked this little piece however long ago.

I was bored and wanted to create a new universe. I asked for suggestions. She told me to write about beings who lived in G.O's moustache.

( AND I DID OMGWTF )

I wanted to write mblaq (again) and my ideas for joondoong are like, 10x weirder than my ideas for jongkey.

joondoong, au, r
character death (except not for good)
( they always show up at the same time )

prompt #44 from milkpoetchangsun likes to hear himself talk. (this much is obvious.) he likes to hear himself talk and he likes having others hear him talk even more. if there's a choice between speaking and not speaking he'll sift through his thoughts and his confusions with the workings of his mouth. he usually makes no sense (but he's not supposed to ( Read more... )

3 in the morning lips pressed against your neck, chest tucked against your back. (Kibum-ah, Kibum-ah, so pretty when you sleep.) More kisses against your neck, warm arms around your waist. (Jonghyun-ah, Jonghyun-ah, so silly when you play.) 3 in the morning one last kiss before he leaves (goodnight, goodnight, I'll see you when you wake).

[Author's note: This is somewhat disturbing. I don't know how disturbing it is because I wrote it and I must be pretty disturbed myself, but it's definitely not happy. (Actually, after reading it again I have to say it's probably really really disturbing.) And it's Jongkey but not really.]

( is it funny? )

tchubbicheeks requested a smut one-shot without using any overused or conventional euphemisms/phrases/typical sex words. She also wanted it to be funny.

My first reaction: How the fuck am I going to write sex without using any sex words? I'm going to end up using euphemisms involving something stupid like kitchen utensils. So I did.

( Is this what you call crackfic? )

Title: Drop dead gorgeous
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Jongkey
Genre: Songfic
Rating: PG-13
A/N: I wrote this to get my mind off of things earlier today, so it was more of a stress-reliever than anything. The tone of the song doesn't really match the story but I love the lyrics.

( Yeah yeah but he's drop dead gorgeous )

Title: Fucking done with this shit
Author: sk_swing
Pairing: Jongkey, 2min
Genre: No fucking clue
Rating: PG-13
A/N: This is the real ending. It doesn't match the tone of how it started, which bugs the hell out of me, but I can't exactly make it rainbows or snarky because that just makes no sense. And I've always been bad at ending things.

( fucking kid probably liked sucking on glue sticks (and cock) in his spare time )