1) My cousin Jim. His band had to play a song at their school's open day today. They were supposed to play a Christian rock song that they know and have rehersed, but instead they made up a song on the spot, none of them playing their normal instruments. It still sounded like Christian rock, but with beatboxing. The lyrics were:

WE NEED YOU AT OUR ( Read more... )

Today was such a beautiful day. Even walking home just now, at night, it was warm and the air was fragrant. The trees outside my  flat and the jasmine down the road are all in flower, and with the brightness of the sun and seeing everyone in dresses and shorts, it feels so much like summer today. (But still cool and pleasant enough to be like the ( Read more... )

ATTENTION 3771 STOP

WE ARE GOING TO SEE TEX PERKINS DO JOHNNY CASH ON THE ELEVENTH OF SEPTEMBER STOP

YOU OWE ME FORTY FIVE BUCKS STOP

IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT, WE'LL BE IN THE SEVENTH ROW STOP

BWAHAHAHAHA STOP

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In other news/ attention everybody:

IMMA GOING TO THE GOLD COAST!!!

And MELBOURNE!

Gold Coast right ( Read more... )

My mother and I have stumbled upon what we consider to be the greatest calendar ever. The 2009 Daily Astrology Calendar 2009.

I would like very much to share with you, my dear colleagues, some of the wise words and scarily precise predictions this marvel of a desk calendar carries within (This selection of horoscopes has been taken from days all ( Read more... )

First, and most importantly of all:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ( Read more... )

Hehe, my sister just texted me:

OMG MY UTES NAME IS SELMA!!
Jus thought of it lol...

and that's why I love her. And why I think I'm going to love her new ute (which, presumably, was previously owned by a lady named Selma).