Arg, I'm drinking milo and it's just all floated up to the top, the bastard! Why I felt the need to have milo at ten to twelve at night is beyond me, by the way. Especially after having had three lamingtons and a slice of chocolate cake already today.

Anyway. Have been terribly neglectful of the flist lately, am very sorry to say. So: Hi, all! How's ( Read more... )

STELLA:  It's hooooot.

LUCY:  Stop whinging.

STELLA:  I don't whinge.

LUCY:  What do you do then?

STELLA:  I make legitimate criticisms about the inadequacies of the world.

I'm out the back patting our old dog, Jack, who is notorious for licking people. Mum calls him "the fastest tongue in the west", and any time spent with him involves avoiding his constantly moving tongue. He finally gets me, so I go inside to wash my hands and lips ( Read more... )

Sing Eminem in her vacinity. Over and Over and Over Again

Me: Yeah boy, shake that thing!
Woops I mean girls,
girls girls girls,
girl you know you're my my world.
Alright now lose it!
Arh arh arh arh arh!
Just lose it
Arh arh arh arh arh!
Go crazy!
Arh arh arh arh arh!
Oh baby, oh baby baby

Lucy: Awwww, will you stop singing Eminem!

Me: I like Eminem, he's ( Read more... )

Hehe, my sister just texted me:

OMG MY UTES NAME IS SELMA!!
Jus thought of it lol...

and that's why I love her. And why I think I'm going to love her new ute (which, presumably, was previously owned by a lady named Selma).