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[sixthsinner]

What the hell is going on around here? I got home from work to find all my stuff broken because some vandal got in, and my neighbors are claiming a piece of furniture did it! Either they're drunk or this place is getting weirder than usual.

Where can I get a gun?

Comments

[redhead_rabbit]

There really are vicious desks, yanno

[sixthsinner]

Looks like. All my stuff's smashed.

[redhead_rabbit]

Oh man, sounds like ya got it bad.

[sixthsinner]

I didn't have that much stuff. But it's the principle of the thing.

[esp_optimism]

I was attacked by a bunch of desks! It probably was one!

[sixthsinner]

A whole bunch, huh? You okay, kiddo?

[esp_optimism]

Yeah. Luckily Handmaiden came and rescued me from them.

[sixthsinner]

What a hero.

[kleptomonkey]

No, it was probably the crazy rabid desks.

[sixthsinner]

So I'm not just a lucky guy, eh? Not sure whether that's good or bad to hear.

[smokesordie]

Saw some at the Weapons Stall. Could try the scrapyard too.

2/2

[smokesordie]

Wait. Aren't you a priest?

[sixthsinner]

They got some cheap ones there? I don't make a lot of money.

Yeah. So?

[smokesordie]

Probably cheaper to take in a broken one for repairs, but I admit, I wasn't paying attention to prices all that much.

The image of a gun slinging holy figure doesn't strike you the least bit odd?

[grinninggrifter]

Guns only slow them down. Trust me, I tried. You've got to flip them.

Ah. And they should be down at the weapons stall, hiding amongst the piles of cold steel that make up most of the more barbaric weapons available. I'm sure you'll be able to find one.

[sixthsinner]

And what do you consider a barbaric weapon?

[grinninggrifter]

In short? Big pointy things on sticks. It's logical enough if you've got to do close-up fighting. But if we've got the technology to avoid that, then why not make the best of it? Guns, my good man, guns! They exist so that we don't have sharp metallic objects pointed at our faces!