[Written in an angry scrawl]

If anyone heard gunfire near this...thundering mountain place, don't bother sending help. I was just blowing off a little steam. No one's injured.

Anyone got a light? I dropped mine.

[ooc: yeaaaaah he got teleported and shot up the smoking area with the cross punisher's machine gun.]

I'm going to show some creatures in the Wilderness the mercy of almighty God if anyone needs me.

Don't wait up.

Who wants to go target shooting?

What the hell is going on around here? I got home from work to find all my stuff broken because some vandal got in, and my neighbors are claiming a piece of furniture did it! Either they're drunk or this place is getting weirder than usual.

Where can I get a gun?