A Most Excellent Threat

[six_demon_bag]

Today at work, I opened a piece of mail with a handwritten letter inside. I read it and it ended with a threat that made me laugh out loud, saying if he doesn't get his way, then he'll take legal action... as soon as he gets out of prison. I looked at the envelope it came in and, sure enough, it had the stamp the post office uses as a warning,

Comments

[amnotcute]

*giggles* Now that shows both class and intelligence on his part.

[six_demon_bag]

Yes, yes it does. =)

[theunknown_end]

hahaha where do you work and why was he threatening you?

[six_demon_bag]

I work at a dog registration company Dogs are registered into our system so they can participate in different events and we hold -- hunts, agility tests, weight pull, dock jumping, etc -- and having registration papers also brings a higher selling price for breeders. Anyway, the threat wasn't to me personally, just to the company. He wanted his dogs marked as "stolen" in our system or else the legal action. I don't know the back story or anything - I just found the threat hilarious.

[vegawriters]

Gotta love it.

[six_demon_bag]

I wasn't being threatened personally, the guy just wanted the company to do something for him or else. Haha I just found the threat to take legal action... as soon as he's out of prison hilarious.

[daylight_broke]

In the letter, what did the gentleman in prison want? Money?

EDIT: Sorry, ignore my question above. You answered my question already in one of the comment threads already. I should really read other people's comments before I hit "Leave a comment."

Anyhoo, Happy holidays!

[six_demon_bag]

Yeah, I can't BELIEVE you'd ask such a question without reading the other comments first. That's it -- I'm un-friending you.

Pssh, I comment without reading the previous comments all the time -- no worries.

Anyway, happy holidays to you, too!