A Most Excellent Threat
Today at work, I opened a piece of mail with a handwritten letter inside. I read it and it ended with a threat that made me laugh out loud, saying if he doesn't get his way, then he'll take legal action... as soon as he gets out of prison. I looked at the envelope it came in and, sure enough, it had the stamp the post office uses as a warning, stating it came from a correctional facility. I ran around the office telling everyone about it and we all had a good laugh to kick off our four day weekend.