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[siryn_song]

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ooc

[mutantwatch]

At this rate, Kelly's going to the ball in full body armour.

Re: ooc

[siryn_song]

He'd be safest that way. :) Poor Kelly. He can call it a theme. He's a knight!

[skids_sally]

Why don't they name them? That just seems cruel. They should at least give the poor animals a name.

[siryn_song]

I know. They say an animal with no name is more likely to get adopted because most people like to name their pet, and if it already has a name they'll be less attached. Or some crap like that.

I'm under the impression all of the no-names think their names are "baby" and "sweetheart" and other generic things like that. Because you have to say something to them. It can't just be "Come here, dog." Even though some people do that and it drives me nuts. And I've only been there twice.

[skids_sally]

Now I wanna go and adopt them ALL.

I think Bruce would kill me if I did that though. But they need a home. Everything needs a home.

[siryn_song]

I'm feeling the same way. But I definitely am not allowed to do that here. Which makes me want to find my own place and then adopt them all.

They really do.

[sewing_on_ears]

You know, that sounds like it might be a good experience for Beth... Well, not being peed on, necessarily, but having some responsibility.

[siryn_song]

Yeah, except she'll probably be like me and want to adopt everything in sight. It really is inevitable.

[john_ispyro]

My partner Ste knows a guy they call Tripod. I think I want to meet him.

[siryn_song]

Why do they call him Tripod? Does he have 3 legs?

Is Ste coming to the ball?

[john_ispyro]

... Do I really have to explain this to you? Okay. It's because he has a very big dick.

Yeah, he's my date. Non-date. Whatever.

ooc: HAHAHAHA they should so end up switching dates. *winks*

[siryn_song]

Um, my brain definitely didn't go there. Wow, my face is red.

Okay. Can't wait to meet him.

OOC: YES!!!

[siryn_song]

But they're so sweet! And that's what lint rollers and stuff are for. Hairless cats are not cool, I am with you on that.

He is not pathetic! I love him. And I'm seriously worried I'm going to become too attached to him and adopt him. He's been there for 8 months! He loves playing fetch. I think he knows how awesome he is for being able to run around on three legs.

OOC: "Punch him out Peter!"
"... no."
"DO IT!"
"..."
"Fine! I'll do it instead!"
Kelly: *runs*

[siryn_song]

Not when I'm done with them! I give them baths and then they smell clean and nice. Until they roll in the mud again.

I can't!! I'm not allowed to have a dog here. Plus it's not fair to ask him to climb up stairs all the time to get to my room. He's amazing but he does only have three legs.