Who: The Port's Latest Shadow Televisions Stars! And Thousands of Home Viewers!
When: Midnight, Thursday December 14th
Where: In front of your Television Sets or Streaming NV TV. (Digital Cable? You'll still get the analog effect.)
Summary:
Full Plot Details HereWarnings: Implied (eating disorders, force feeding, incest
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There’s a long, loud, obnoxious belch.
A blonde teenaged girl with wide-set gold eyes, tall, with a willowy bone structure and a large pink bow in her hair, sits alone at the head of the table, hand politely covering her mouth. She giggles, gives a mocking ladylike ‘oops!’, then resumes licking at her silver spoon.]
Yum! Oh, gosh, what a feast! Crispy bacon, gravy-smothered biscuits, deep fried steak, potatoes with a whole stick of butter and all the onion rings that can fit in the fries? It’s all so, sooooo good! I couldn’t possibly eat another single bite-
Oh wait! I can! Thanks to SERO’s new, miracle-pill, Pig Out, I am just the luckiest-
[Oh wait- here’s another fried drumstick. She takes a big bite and makes a lewd noise, rolling her eyes back dramatically, ( ... )
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[Creepiest TV show ever.]
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oh gross. Ew. That's just.
She can't even.
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At last the person in the chair moves their feet back to the floor and turns into view-- and a familiar lawyer grins at the camera. Though his hair is still ghostly white, he wears a red dress shirt and a black tie with his pinstripe vest, and his eyes are covered with a pair of sunglasses, not his usual gaudy visor. He picks up the cup of coffee and inhales the scent deeply.Welcome to Coffee Talk, the only show where you get your philosophy with a long drink of the hot, bitter truth. Tonight, we're talking about the simplest and most important aspect in any blend of coffee-- strength ( ... )
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It's a comfort to have Diego there, even if he's asking for information. And it's good to have some coffee and different conversation, a chance to unwind and just talk about normal things.
The time slips away from them. The Darkness rolls in. She promises that she'll take him back to his place safely on the subway, and then she'll double back for her car. No problem. The subway is quiet, secured, and she's perusing the network for any signs of that broadcast when... Ah. There it is.
And with it is a very familiar face.
Re-l watches the entire thing, volume turned on so he can hear.]
...Diego.
[Her ( ... )
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Their conversation is quiet and sparse, as they're both tired. The moment the broadcast comes on and he hears a familiar voice, he digs out his own NV and it, too, is broadcasting the show.
As "he" talks on, his bronze skin starts to go pale. Almost like he's seen a ghost. He doesn't speak for a moment, and when he does it is shaky and disbelieving.]
What the hell is this?
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It's just a stupid prank. Don't let it bother you.
[But the minute she takes him home, she's investigating this.]
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There's static. The program could be over, but then it's back and the cat- and anyone who has met Meowth will recognize the species instantly- is staring directly into the camera, cheerful as can be.]
Meeeeowth. Owth-Meowth. [It's communicating, but the language is lost to any human ears. Only one creature in the city can speak that language.
Can I have some more, Master?
His paws go up to his cheeks, his head tilts to the side adorably. He meows again. Please?]
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Whatever, Xact is still cutest cat.
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And then she's calling Meowth on the phone, because this is too weird to ignore.]
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There's a thick, black ooze in the corner, spreading up the wall. She doesn't seem to notice it.
She's humming again softly. And then, she starts to rhyme once more.]
"Mange-ridden to the core, he leads me through the fray
With the toss of a Jackbomb, I clear abominations from our way.
They taunt me about the burning as if I were to blame,
I clear them from my conscious with the eloquence of my blade."
[She picks up the knife and settles it in her hand. She starts to slide it against her palm.]
I know what's real. I do indeed, ( ... )
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What is wrong with her?
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Alice, are you okay? Call me.
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I'm all right.
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Rochelle?! Getting married? Who keeps putting people up to all of this!
And that's just...awkward, who'd she even be getting married to?
Gross. Nuh-uh. You don't even have to deny this one, because Joe Fieldman is doing it for you. No way that's the Baddest Woman Alive.
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