008 [Video] We know the rules and the reasons. We choose which ones to obey...

[painhumbles]

[Gabriel is, of course, lurking in the JTC apartment, because Jinx is still recovering and it's here or the Purgatory these days. At the moment, he's sprawled on the couch, drinking something electric blue with a little umbrella in it. He looks fairly relaxed... Probably because the last time he freaked out on the network- well "freaked out"- he

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[hexyoutotuesday]

[Nose pinker than her hair and dressed in flannel pajamas covered in unicorns and rainbows, Jinx wanders out of her bedroom.]

Hey, sparky. Can you not publicly threaten my old affiliations? Or call my kid brother dumb?

[She's really trying to hide her amusement. Without looking at him, the sickly sorceress goes into the kitchen and begins fighting with the coffee maker.]

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[painhumbles]

What? I said he was cute! A little young for the extremist attitude, but... [He chuckles] You sure know how to pick 'em, Jinxie.

[He follows her into the kitchen and leans on the doorframe.] I'm just making sure those sons of bitches know who they're shaking down. Anything screws up our night? There's gonna be more blood than the finale of a Tarantino flick.

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[hexyoutotuesday]

I can't take responsibility for that one. He picked me.

[Watching her attempting to clean out the old coffee grounds in the machine is almost like watching a toddler try to put a square peg in a round hole. She smiles a little.]

...I like being the most important rule.

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[painhumbles]

You just give off this dramatic allure. [dramatic fingerwave.] Makes the boys go crazy.

[He smirks- both at her words and her attempts at making coffee.]

Clubs come and go. Anyone touches you, they'll have to replace the whole island.

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[mentis_reae]

What an excellent notion.

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[painhumbles]

If you're capable of being anything other than a pretentious asshole, please press one.

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[mentis_reae]

I'll stay on the line.

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[painhumbles]

What d'you want, Edgeworth?

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[limitedrun]

[Griffin yawns into the speaker.]

Seriously, aren't you done yet?

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[painhumbles]

Ridding the world of scumbags is a slow, arduous process. You're at the bottom of my list. Try not to move up too quickly.

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[limitedrun]

Or what, you'll snark at me some more? Face it, the only damage you can do is giving people a headache with your constantly running mouth.

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[painhumbles]

Looks like someone hasn't been reading the papers. Well. What makes the papers.

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[willnotfailthee]

You certainly don't mince words, Mister.

[Phew, if this is what Angels do when they're not on their "hands-off" policy, then he might not be inclined for ascension any time soon.]

I suppose we'll just have to hope it doesn't come down to proving your words, hm?

[Though he honestly doesn't care what Gabriel does. It's his business.]

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[painhumbles]

I prefer slicing and dicing words. It's that cutting wit of mine.

[Rimshot.]

That's all on AGI and their whole 'can't keep their hands to themselves' policy. Just think of me as a messenger.

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[gamuzadeclares]

[Most of this makes complete sense to Nelliel. But there's one thing she feels compelled to ask about.]

What is a cracker jack prize?

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[painhumbles]

Not very impressive. Like AGI's entire staff.

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[gamuzadeclares]

Have you met all of them or are you unimpressed with AGI as a whole?

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[painhumbles]

Slavery went out with the jerry curl and there's practically a big, ominous corporation on every streetcorner now. What part should I be impressed with?