008 [Video] We know the rules and the reasons. We choose which ones to obey...
[Gabriel is, of course, lurking in the JTC apartment, because Jinx is still recovering and it's here or the Purgatory these days. At the moment, he's sprawled on the couch, drinking something electric blue with a little umbrella in it. He looks fairly relaxed... Probably because the last time he freaked out on the network- well "freaked out"- he helped encite an angry mob.]
I'm sure you're all wondering- what's this whole thing with our bartender friend and his little neutral bar mean for the latest in neutral club experiences. Well, I'm here to tell you that the Purgatory'll still be opening on schedule.
But oh this is not just shameful advertising, my friends- oh no. What happened to Sam was a tragedy- taken from his own club and for what? Huh? For daring to be on his own side, for speaking out against the jackasses who think playing Master and Servant is the only way they can get it up? Please. A kid- nice kid, not too bright, but nice- told me I should watch myself. I say? Why? Because I might be next? I wanna see you boys try.
Don't strain yourself. Wouldn't want those slave girls laughing at you later.
'Course this isn't me calling you mooks out either- better things to do and all that crap. I'm sure you big, strong businessmen know all about that. I just want you to know that my club's off-limits to you jackasses. Yeah, I know. Can't exactly check for your AGI club badges and your "I love illicit sex" tramp stamps at the door, right? True. I can't, but let's face it, gang. I'm one tough son of a bitch. Show up in my club, try to start anything, and when your accountant does the books for damages and profit loss? There's gonna be a bloodstain instead of a set of numbers for this incident.
In case you zoned out? If you're AGI, you're off the Cool List. You show up and start making with the voodoo? My voodoo's gonna make yours look like a cracker jack prize. And the most important rule? Don't touch my girl or else she'll grab whatever the hell she wants and rip it off you and that's just what she'll do to you. [He spreads his hands, grinning] Those are the house rules, kids. Try and keep up.
And for the rest of you... [Awkward.... He's not used to being so nice.] Good luck with the manhunt. Hope you get your boy back. [He raises his glass in a toast and the NV cuts off.]
[[OOC: Derp. I'm so exhausted, guys. I just had to get this out before it left me or I forgot. Will respond to tags tomorrow. <33]]
I'm sure you're all wondering- what's this whole thing with our bartender friend and his little neutral bar mean for the latest in neutral club experiences. Well, I'm here to tell you that the Purgatory'll still be opening on schedule.
But oh this is not just shameful advertising, my friends- oh no. What happened to Sam was a tragedy- taken from his own club and for what? Huh? For daring to be on his own side, for speaking out against the jackasses who think playing Master and Servant is the only way they can get it up? Please. A kid- nice kid, not too bright, but nice- told me I should watch myself. I say? Why? Because I might be next? I wanna see you boys try.
Don't strain yourself. Wouldn't want those slave girls laughing at you later.
'Course this isn't me calling you mooks out either- better things to do and all that crap. I'm sure you big, strong businessmen know all about that. I just want you to know that my club's off-limits to you jackasses. Yeah, I know. Can't exactly check for your AGI club badges and your "I love illicit sex" tramp stamps at the door, right? True. I can't, but let's face it, gang. I'm one tough son of a bitch. Show up in my club, try to start anything, and when your accountant does the books for damages and profit loss? There's gonna be a bloodstain instead of a set of numbers for this incident.
In case you zoned out? If you're AGI, you're off the Cool List. You show up and start making with the voodoo? My voodoo's gonna make yours look like a cracker jack prize. And the most important rule? Don't touch my girl or else she'll grab whatever the hell she wants and rip it off you and that's just what she'll do to you. [He spreads his hands, grinning] Those are the house rules, kids. Try and keep up.
And for the rest of you... [Awkward.... He's not used to being so nice.] Good luck with the manhunt. Hope you get your boy back. [He raises his glass in a toast and the NV cuts off.]
[[OOC: Derp. I'm so exhausted, guys. I just had to get this out before it left me or I forgot. Will respond to tags tomorrow. <33]]