♔ DECLARATION THE FIRST // VIDEO ♔

[daddydaioh]

[The video feed starts with an extreme close up of Tamaki's face and wow it is HAPPY TO SEE YOU.]

GOOD MORNING, COMMONERS!Ah, I apologize for this intrusion upon your peace this morning, but I promise you, I will not trouble you for very long! There seems to have been some slight mistake or misunderstanding, and I require assistance, ahaha! I

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[Voice] Looooool Mello's laughing

[xantheose]

...King?

[video] DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ROYALTY LITTLE GIRL...you are a girl, right?

[daddydaioh]

Yes~! I am sure that you have been told all about me! Please, try to contain yourself for a few moments at least--I am in need of assistance as I said!

I need you to point me toward Ootori Kyouya--you remember him, yes; he is the one that hired you for today's event! No doubt he is lurking somewhere, ahaha! [wink]

[voice] I'M A MAN SCREW YOU D: oh god if Tamaki treated Mello like a princess /shits brix and dies

[xantheose]

...You're delusional.

As of what I know, he's not here. There is no event. This is reality and wherever you were before you're not there anymore. You're in a completely different world.

And no, I'm not bullshitting you either.

[video] 1/2 WELL HE DOES HAVE SUCH PRETTY HAIR~

[daddydaioh]

I assure you, my good man, I am anything but delusional! I am, as always, completely aware of the situation that I find myself in! I--

[killswithapen]

Breathe, will you?

[Something eerily familiar about that... No. He's imagining it.]

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[daddydaioh]

I AM breathing, I assure you! But this is no time to be discussing necessary physiological functions of the human body! The situation is rather important! I have misplaced my subjects, or, rather, they have misplaced me! And this cannot continue to be the case! They need me!

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[daddydaioh]

Unless this is some sort of prank...

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[daddydaioh]

WELL, THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I LOCATE MY SUBJECTS! So if you could just point me in their direction, I would be forever in your debt, my good man!

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I somehow find it difficult to imagine how a baseball diamond would fit into a music room.

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[daddydaioh]

You would be surprised! A great many things have fit into this music room at one time or another! Kyouya is so very resourceful when it comes to matters such as this. I myself remain impressed at the level of detail that has been taken for this event. The grass is so very--well, dead!

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Because it is dead grass. [a pause] What kind of event are you talking about, other than arriving here?

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[daddydaioh]

Is it really? REAL dead grass! [crouches down to pull at a few blades thoughtfully] What detail, indeed! We have imported plant life in to the Music Room before, to be sure, but this is something quite new! I shall have to commend Kyouya for his work on this!

And of course, I refer to the Events of the Host Club! While not a patron or a student of Ouran, I am sure that you must know something of our events, as you were hired to staff this one!

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[piracyinpink]

[mildly amused, but so, so sorry for you, you strange, excitable man.] My goodness.

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[daddydaioh]

Hm?

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[daddydaioh]

AH! A LADY!

[smile smile smile smile~] Greetings! I am Suou Tamaki, and I am in need of assistance! Surely someone of such singular loveliness as yourself is also possessed of the correct temperament and level of understanding as to be able to help me! I am looking for my subjects--there are six of them--and they were instrumental in hiring you to work this event!

And, may I add that the choice to hire you was a flawless one! You are, beyond a doubt, a lovely creature, a delight to behold! And I am sure that you can assist me, yes~? [more smiles and sparkles too~]

[piracyinpink]

[blink. blinkblink.

she has to put a hand to her mouth to keep her quickly-growing grin hidden. my goodness.]

Well, Suou Tamaki, [after suppressing the laugh and returning the smile--80% less sparkle on her end.] I'm afraid you've got it wrong. Nobody's hired me for your sake, and I don't believe I'm acquainted with your subjects, whoever they might be.

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[controllingluck]

[A cheerful smiling young girl is peeking in on you, sir] My! You've a lot to say for someone so lost! Are... you alright out there?

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[daddydaioh]

Ah! Another lady! And one of equal loveliness, as the first, ahaha! Truly, this event will be well-staffed indeed! I shall have to commend Kyouya on his decisions this time around!

[smile smile smile~] Hello, my dear! I am in need of assistance in locating my subjects! No doubt they are hiding around here somewhere, perhaps in some cruel and weak attempt at a prank--they are always attempting to undermine me! But someone of such a sweet face as yourself could not have a heart so cold as to turn away a king when he requests assistance, yes?

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[controllingluck]

[Smiling cutely, like always she watched his over the top smiles with amusement]

Well, if you need assistance, I can certainly help. It's my job after all, but I believe to start I should state that your... ah, loyal subjects might not be here. What were their names? Ah, and what is your name for that matter? If I've heard of them, I'll be sure to let you know, but I have the feeling, like the rest of us, you are alone.

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[daddydaioh]

You are too kind, my lady! [wink] The moment that I beheld your face, I knew that you would be the one able to assist me in this matter!

...Ah! When you say they are not here, you mean that they have stepped out for a minute, yes? Well, that is understandable, I suppose, though they should not dawdle for too long, as our patrons will soon be here!