♔ DECLARATION THE FIRST // VIDEO ♔
[The video feed starts with an extreme close up of Tamaki's face and wow it is HAPPY TO SEE YOU.]
GOOD MORNING, COMMONERS!
Ah, I apologize for this intrusion upon your peace this morning, but I promise you, I will not trouble you for very long! There seems to have been some slight mistake or misunderstanding, and I require assistance, ahaha! I believe that I am--lost?
As I do not recall authorizing any Derelict Baseball Diamond Days for the Host Club, I can only assume that I am either lost, or have been kidnapped! According to my calendar, our next extravagant event was Pirate Day. In fact--no--I KNOW that I would never have authorized such an event as this, because there would be nothing for the patrons to enjoy--especially in this dismal weather! Therefore, I must be lost--although how I came to be lost is a mystery unto itself! [strikes a sudden Thinking Pose] ...Unless--unless of course I was thinking that, without the hindrance of furniture or other knick-knacks, the young princesses would be further allowed to feast upon the beauty of the Host Club--a diamonds-in-the-rough effect! ...Yes!
YES! This is a brilliant plan! I am so glad that I thought of it, forgot about it, and promptly rediscovered it! This is not just any baseball diamond--but an elaborately constructed set within the confines of the Third Music Room! How well-executed it is, down to the rude slogans on the posters and the smell of old fish on the air! What a marvelous plan I have had! Truly, I am King of the Hosts for a good reason!
[all smiles again] OH LOYAL SUBJECTS! COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE! ...OR AT LEAST ANSWER YOUR PHONES! DADDY’S HOME! MOTHER, WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE SNACKS; EVEN IF WE ARE DERILICTLY PLEASING OUR YOUNG PRINCESSES, THEY STILL REQUIRE TREATS!
...[glares, stomps his foot] LOYAL SUBJECTS! ANSWER YOUR KING, I COMMAND YOU!
GOOD MORNING, COMMONERS!
Ah, I apologize for this intrusion upon your peace this morning, but I promise you, I will not trouble you for very long! There seems to have been some slight mistake or misunderstanding, and I require assistance, ahaha! I believe that I am--lost?
As I do not recall authorizing any Derelict Baseball Diamond Days for the Host Club, I can only assume that I am either lost, or have been kidnapped! According to my calendar, our next extravagant event was Pirate Day. In fact--no--I KNOW that I would never have authorized such an event as this, because there would be nothing for the patrons to enjoy--especially in this dismal weather! Therefore, I must be lost--although how I came to be lost is a mystery unto itself! [strikes a sudden Thinking Pose] ...Unless--unless of course I was thinking that, without the hindrance of furniture or other knick-knacks, the young princesses would be further allowed to feast upon the beauty of the Host Club--a diamonds-in-the-rough effect! ...Yes!
YES! This is a brilliant plan! I am so glad that I thought of it, forgot about it, and promptly rediscovered it! This is not just any baseball diamond--but an elaborately constructed set within the confines of the Third Music Room! How well-executed it is, down to the rude slogans on the posters and the smell of old fish on the air! What a marvelous plan I have had! Truly, I am King of the Hosts for a good reason!
[all smiles again] OH LOYAL SUBJECTS! COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE! ...OR AT LEAST ANSWER YOUR PHONES! DADDY’S HOME! MOTHER, WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE SNACKS; EVEN IF WE ARE DERILICTLY PLEASING OUR YOUNG PRINCESSES, THEY STILL REQUIRE TREATS!
...[glares, stomps his foot] LOYAL SUBJECTS! ANSWER YOUR KING, I COMMAND YOU!