[ So far, so good. Not a whiff of suspicion concerning this unassuming butler. Grell's accomplice has done her work ~marvelously~.
And now - what's the most common second network broadcast people make? Oh yes! Asking about a job. Ahahahhaha~! ]
Er. I'm terribly sorry to intrude, I'm sure everyone has far more important things to be doing, rather than hear me natter on. People tell me I do that, actually. I'm circuitous, roundabout, vague, s-stammering, taking an ENORMOUS of time but never quite getting to the point--
Ah. Ahahaha. I suppose I'm doing that now. Sorry!
Er, right. I just wanted to ask you about an... idea I've had for a small business. I'm sure the idea is no good at all, but I've got to find some way to make ends meet, otherwise I'm sure I'll wind up in debtor's prison or the streets!
[ Lower lip. Wobbling. ]
I used to be a butler, but I understand there's not much call for that sort of job anymore. And I was really rather rubbish at it, besides. But - I have a hobby. Photography. I'm not too terrible at it. And I thought - with Valentine's day coming up - that perhaps I could set up a little studio. And perhaps offer a special to people - or couples - that might want to have their picture taken. Happiness preserved forever, that sort of thing.
Oh dear! It's a ~terrible~ idea, isn't it? I'm so awfully sorry to have wasted your time!
[ The feed ends! ]
((ooc: for info on Grell's incognito persona
go here))