news feed; thursday, december 23, 2010

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Thursday; December 23, 2010

WeatherTemperatures remain chilly throughout the day, with heavy cloud cover and high winds. Cloud cover will ease up at night, giving a nice view of the moon through dark clouds. High of 4°C and a low of 0°C (39°F/32°F), windchill brings the temperature down to -10°C (32°F) at times

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Looks like Dr. Seward needs a new place to live. She'll be working on that for him.

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Goddammit, Sirius. I said no.

[atrumcanis]

Tooooooo late, I am already writing down your name on this application!

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Don't you dare. It's Christmas, dammit.

[atrumcanis]

Your middle name is "Alice", isn't it?

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What? Where would you even-

[atrumcanis]

That's close enough to a "yes" for me! "Re-l Alice Mayer". And your age?

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It's impolite to ask for a lady's age.

[atrumcanis]

Yes, but we're friends. Age--?

[proxysearch]

Twenty.

[atrumcanis]

Birthdate?

[proxysearch]

April 23rd.

[atrumcanis]

Brilliant. I can make up the rest of it, I think--I'll put myself as a reference, of course, and I'll add a few others to the list. And your employment history won't be difficult to fabricate.

Welcome to the world of realty, Miss Mayer, you will love it.

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You do realize, I'll be finding that paper and will shred it before it reaches any realty office in this city. I'll report it as a prank.

[atrumcanis]

As if I would let that happen! I'll make the paper Unshredabble. Also, Undetectable. You won't be able to see it.

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I won't take you drinking again.