video ☞ voice ( forward dated to later! )

[judicatory]

[ the video begins recording- nothing, or rather, no one really comes into view. just the ceiling of a basic apartment! accompanying it immediately are the sounds of clicks and clatters right against the speakers, something toying with buttons and making it shift out of position. eventually after a few moments, there's a whistle, and this

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[dancing_pierrot]

New pet?

[judicatory]

( No. It's actually a client. )

I- yeah.

[dancing_pierrot]

Why not a dog?

[judicatory]

I don't think I have the time that's really needed for a dog. ( Or the energy. Or patience. )

voice; 1/2

[oh_yew]

You know, I thought the owner-pet resemblance wasn't supposed to show itself until after a few years!

voice; 2/2

[oh_yew]

Starting early, are we?

voice;

[judicatory]

( It can't be that funny, come on! )

Contrary to popular belief, that wasn't why I got it.

voice;

[oh_yew]

No? So you won't be sending out matching Christmas cards, then?

Voice;

[moodyskyes]

If you haven't named it already, I think Polly Jr. is fitting.

Voice;

[judicatory]

[ boy is he glad trucy isn't here or the name would stick! ]

No.

Voice;

[moodyskyes]

The least you could do is sing along with it-- It'd be like a comedy due!

Voice;

[judicatory]

You don't want to hear me sing.

[ you wouldn't like it when he's singing ]

[voice] HOW DID I MISS THIS

[acemedium]

Th-there are two Apollos?!

[voice] ITS OKAY YOU'RE HERE NOW

[judicatory]

[ a- yes, that is a sigh. ]

No. No, it's my evil twin, Ollopa. We're just so identical.

[voice] I'LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUU /FRIENDS THEME

[acemedium]

You definitely look alike! Enough to be twins!

[voice] CAUSE YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOOOOOOOO

[judicatory]

[ long stare at the nv . . . 8| but damn it Artemis, you're breaking the silence the silence is what gets his point across ]