video ☞ voice ( forward dated to later! )

[judicatory]

[ the video begins recording- nothing, or rather, no one really comes into view. just the ceiling of a basic apartment! accompanying it immediately are the sounds of clicks and clatters right against the speakers, something toying with buttons and making it shift out of position. eventually after a few moments, there's a whistle, and this

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[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

Rise and shine, young'n.

[Which is all she really has to say for an excuse to whistle for the cockatiel, to see if she could teach it something like God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.

But okay she figures she better say something else so this guy doesn't think she just wants to whistle to a bird. Which she kinda does.]

I usually look like that too.

[Voice]

[judicatory]

Apollo Justice.

[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

You pick that name yourself?

[Voice]

[judicatory]

. . . N-no?

( I know it's uncommon, but- it's not that weird, right? )

[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

Issss it a stage name?

[Voice]

[judicatory]

It's my real name!

[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

[um.]

[Voice]

[judicatory]

. . . Is it really that weird?

[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

A little.

[Like a pornstar name.]

[Voice]

[judicatory]

Thanks.

[ ouch! ]

[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

You're welcome?

[Voice]

[judicatory]

[ a cough, then the sound of paperwork! and the bird occasionally whistling jingle bells mixed, then starting off with what it knows of god rest ye merry gentlemen.

his name is not as weird as people think . . . :(]

[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

[UHHHHHHH

WELL.

Have a hum of the rest of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen to cheer you up, non-porn-star-name-person!]