[Audio]

[cagedbirdruns]

[The audio clicks on and one of the greeters can be heard in the background talking and sounding a little annoyed at her sudden and complete decision to ignore him.]

So, I wake up in this field. And there’s this guy. This guy tells me I am in freaking Canada. Not only does this guy tell me I’m in f- [She pauses and must have covered the phone

Comments

[Voice]

[axemeaquestion]

The short version winds up sounding extra batshit, if you're sure you wanna hear it.

[voice]

[cagedbirdruns]

So these...Monsters.

You've seen them?

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

Yeah, two or three times. I got my ass handed to me one time. [Slightly embarassed.] That was stupid of me. It damaged my AK-47 too.

[voice]

[cagedbirdruns]

AK-47?

[Sarcasm is go]

Nice to know there's no danger of someone calling overkill about monster death.

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

Point? As long as they're dead, they're dead. Besides, I had that gun on me from back home. And the axe.

[There's some actual humor in her voice this time. And bragging.]

[voice] also I love the excuse to use this icon XD

[cagedbirdruns]

What were you even doing where you needed an AK-47 and an axe.

Isn't the AK-47 tumbling headlong into overkill territory without having an axe too?

[voice] haaaaa I'm so loving this so far

[axemeaquestion]

Hey, come on. Don't diss the AK-47. The shit we got here sucks.

As for why I have 'em in the first place, that part I know you REALLY wouldn't believe.

[voice] ME TOO. This is cracking me up XDDD

[cagedbirdruns]

Not dissing. Questioning.

[Beat]

Come on. What? Harder to believe than Freaky Magic Canada?

[voice] kdsjfhkijas

[axemeaquestion]

Nice save.

Uh... how about a zombie apocalypse?