[Voice]

[worstviking]

Oh, geez! Oh, man, oh.. I'm... I must be dreaming! I'm dreaming. I hit my head and I'm dreaming something.. really hard to imagine. Are those..... buildings? Uhh.......... Right. Well, anyway, I'm lost and seeing things. That's a great start to...whatever this is.

That guy back there said this thing could talk to people..? Not sure how that would

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[madeinoblivion]

The last dragon I saw around here was back in the spring, she lived in the parking garage at the towers.

...But I hear there was this giant black lizard-thing that got pulled yesterday!

[worstviking]

Wh-What? Oh! H-Hello? Um, hi. You.. have dragons. Okayyy, that's a better start than I was hoping for.. Did you see the black one?

[madeinoblivion]

On the network, yeah. Bet it gave the greeters a scare.

[worstviking]

Oh, I'm sure... Especially if it was the dragon I know. He's good at getting right in your face.

[Voice]

[wtf_keyblade]

[ Someone sounds a little frazzled! ]

Hey, calm down. Start over, did you say ...Viking ships carrying a dragon...?

[voice]

[worstviking]

[Frazzled is putting it lightly.]

H-Hello? Er, yeah.. Vikings, fully armed. Lots of ships. Black dragon. Hard to miss 'em. Have you... seen anything..?

[voice]

[wtf_keyblade]

I haven't seen any Vikings, armed or otherwise - or ships for that matter. As for the dragon -- I haven't seen anything, but I heard from one of the other Greeters that a black creature showed up - I think they thought it was a darkness monster, but - they weren't attacked.

Aren't dragons... dangerous?

[voice]

[worstviking]

None at all? They should be around somewhere....I think..

Dragons aren't what you think! They're really misunderstood.

[voice]

[controllingluck]

It's working! Hello. You're not dreaming though. Are you alright? I don't think you'll find many viking ships around here, but you might find a dragon or two?

[voice]

[worstviking]

How many people are on here..? Yeah, I think I'm alright, just.. confused. Noo idea where I am. Nothing I can't handle. But.. you said there are dragons here?

[voice]

[controllingluck]

On here? Oh, you mean the device? No one's really on there but you can hear us on it. [gets this question a lot, so she's assuming. Greeter Hima is a go] You're in Siren's Port, Canada. Ahh... but yes. I've heard there were dragons from time to time. You're... looking for one?

[voice]

[worstviking]

I think he called it a nedvice...? Siren's.. whatnow? [Paaaaaauuse.] Let's come back to that. Dragon, I am looking for. Yes. Have you seen a big black one? He's missing a tailfin.

[investigative]

Dragon? Guys with wings and people with strange powers is one thing, but I doubt you'll be finding any dragons around here. Hypthetically speaking, you would think they'd be easy to spot, wouldn't you?

[worstviking]

What? ..Really? Someone just told me there were dragons here. They are pretty easy to see, since they usually just fly right in your face and all..

OH POOP i totally wrong accounted you!

[moodyskyes]

I've never seen dragons before, especially not one in my face.

I was wondering about that xD

[worstviking]

You're not the first person here to say that. But.. dragons are real.

video;

[quackery]

Viking ships and a dragon?

voice;

[worstviking]

You're... going to tell me you haven't seen them, right.

voice;

[quackery]

I've never seen a viking ship or a dragon even back home!

voice;

[worstviking]

Oh. Well, where is "home" for you? I'm from Berk. ... Thaaat's an island with vikings and dragons. I didn't think they were that uncommon.