voice;

[phaseshifts]

So, just curious, a little poll for you all: who's still eating the freebies that come out here now and again?

More power to you if you're enjoying whatever strange side affects you get, I suppose. But if you're not enjoying them but you just keep on doing it, I wonder how you're still managing yourself here?

Comments

voice

[whipfist]

Freebies?

voice until further notice; 1/2

[phaseshifts]

Oh, you know. They send out fizzy drinks in trucks for everyone to try and it looks like a great deal...

[phaseshifts]

Until, in a shocking twist! It comes out in the news that the drinks are contaminated, no, the can is contaminated, people are speaking in tongues and having visions of the end days, it's all twisted and wrong, it's all confused as to how it started, worse off are the ones who thought they could get a free lunch, alas.

Sound like a familiar pattern?

[whipfist]

... I haven't heard of those.

voice

[angelify]

Nope. I just get leftovers from work.

voice until further notice.

[phaseshifts]

Well, that could go well or badly, depending on where you work. Where do you work?

[angelify]

Slice of Heaven Pizza. It's a neutral place.

[phaseshifts]

Oh, right, pizza. So it must be small... hard times for those who won't take sides are always coming on, it seems~

voice until further notice;

[phaseshifts]

Oh, a newbie. You wouldn't know~

Re: voice

[phaseshifts]

Or what?

voice forever;

[proxysearch]

You obviously aren't.

bb u kno wat i like

[phaseshifts]

Maybe I just have an iron stomach.

i do

[proxysearch]

You're still trying them? That's idiotic.

:>

[phaseshifts]

I said maybe. I don't actually believe in free lunch.

[ voice ]

[forefather]

I hear some people pay good money for side effects like those.

Why not do it for free?

voice forever! c:

[phaseshifts]

Hmm, true enough~ not my vice of choice, but can I judge? [he laughs.] How troublesome for those who made their living off that kind of thing when people with a taste for being put out of their heads can find opportunities to be put out for free.

[forefather]

It could be beneficial for them. What starts as an accidental taste might become an expensive habit. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the plan all along. A hook for potential customers.

[phaseshifts]

That would certainly be a suitably cunning little plot for the whole place~ I wouldn't be surprised if you had it right. The market here is competitive, after all. They have to prep the audience!