news feed; sunday, october 31, 2010
Sunday; October 31, 2010
Weather
Temperatures today are a bit warmer, with clear skies throughout the day and a light rain in the late afternoon. There will be a thunderstorm in the evening and throughout Darkness, there will be heavy thunder and vibrant dark purple lightning. High of 10°C and a low of 6°C (50°F/43°F).
Morning sirens will go off at 7:30 am, and evening sirens will go off at 7:00 pm.
Eviction Notices
none
Zombie Outbreak Confuses City
The news today is mostly plastered with various articles on last night's zombie apocalypse. The article explains the outbreak and how it ocurred - though no one is sure of who the originator of the infection was, it is certain that the attack started just after evening sirens, and spread rapidly. The newspaper reports that many of the Darkness monsters were affected, which only served to spread the disease. Though no concrete numbers have been found out, nor are ever likely to be completely accurate, reports suggest that at least a third of the City's inhabitants were affected directly by this zombie attack, throwing the City into disarray, even during the Darkness hours with various Darkness-proofing measures in place. The reporter mentions that the attack caused an unprecedented happening - at various times, all three hospitals in Siren's Port were put in lockdown due to the heavy repercussions this type of incident had on them. Dr. Skye Pyke, the Medical Chief of Skye Medical Clinic commented that, though he didn't want to shut down the hospital, it was becoming a serious danger to the patients already in the hospital. Dr. Pyke has given an extensive report to authorities on how the disease spread through the human body, having observed this ocurrence several times during the night, and is cooperating fully with the authorities on trying to find the origin of this zombie attack.
The reporter goes on to state that the effects of the infection, thankfully, did not seem to be permanent, and that throughout the City, everyone who was bitten or turned remains fully intact with the morning sirens. It goes on to state that even those who were bitten to death before having a chance to officially turn came back in the morning, a strange aftereffect that no one completely understands. Experts are currently theorizing that the virus itself, once transmitted, spread even after death and repaired the body before morning sirens.
There is very little other information currently available, although the news promises to keep readers and watchers updated as any new developments are revealed.
Trick or Treating Safety Guide
This is a small article on how to trick or treat safely in Siren's Port during the City's midday tradition. The reporter does a sort of tongue-in-cheek list for children, parents, and others to follow.
1. Always check your candy! Don't eat anything that's not sealed, and poke it first to make sure it doesn't bite back.
2. Don't use your ability to scare people! This might be very tempting, but it's dangerous to do. You're not the only one with a cool power, you know!
3. Never blow out your Jack'o'Lanterns. Believe it or not, this is a really good protection against spirits from the beyond. (Disclaimer: Jack'o'Lanterns probably won't help after sirens.)
4. Always come up for air when bobbing for apples! The prizes may be tempting, but breathing comes first. If you have a breathing underwater type ability, you're probably cheating.
5. If you're tricking, trick wisely! Never pick a policeman's house, always go for your school principle.
6. Pick a cuddly costume. The weather is pretty chilly, and real frostbite is probably a bit too scary.
7. Keep your kids on a leash. No, seriously. It's the best way to keep them from going missing when they see a good candy stash.
8. Report any mischief to the SPPD if it crosses from fun to frightening! That's what the police are there for!
9. Beware the toffee! Having your teeth stuck together is really uncomfortable, so chew wisely.
10. Halloween is the only day it's okay to take candy from strangers. Even then, be careful. There's a lot of creeps out there.
Fairgrounds Open For Halloween!
This is a quick article reporting on the events being hosted at the Fairgrounds in Sector 5. The Fairgrounds are generally open only twice a year, but a third opening was announced several months ago. The fair will feature rides, games, a Farmer's Harvest Market, various animal and produce shows and competitions, and a giant bake sale with proceeds going to help the agriculture of Siren's Port. The event is expected to be a lot of fun for the whole family, and the article suggests that everyone go out for this rare fair event.
[OOC Note: See the Halloween Events Package Entry for more information on Trick or Treating and the Fair.]
Man Hangs Self With Halloween Decorations
The headline and first few lines of this article are very grave, reporting on an incident that happened just barely after morning sirens, at 7:40 am. Bastienne Murphy, a young man living with an older benefactor, was putting up a scarecrow decoration intended to be hooked up by the neck, and managed, through some strange series of mishaps, to hook himself through the back of the head, at the base of the skull.
Bastienne was left hanging by this hook for several hours, until his partner came from the house and discovered him. Fortunately, Bastienne's head mostly serves for decorative purposes, and he's relatively unharmed, other than what he has termed as "a real hickey." Mr. Murphy was treated at Skye Medical Clinic, and only really complained of the long wait after last night's zombie epidemic.
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Singer Sewing Machine: 1908, portable. With original carrying case and manual. Import, with foot pedals! Perfect condition. $175. Great for any seamstress or collector! NV Greta Lovejoy-Williams
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Second Chance is a weekly advice column written by a former clinical psychiatrist and current resident of Siren's Port. It runs every Sunday on the Network News Feed.
To write, please send in your questions here.
Horoscopes
These horoscopes were written up for the week to come, provided by Madam Jurie. They are generally considered to be quite accurate! They may be a good thing to keep in mind for the week to come.
Aries - Fear is an excellent motivator, and this week might be a little unsettling. Use the motivation, because you'll definitely need it.
Taurus - Sometimes you fear losing everything, and this week is going to be tough for that. Remember - clinging closer doesn't always work.
Gemini - Things slip through your fingertips, and this might be a little scary. Don't worry too much, though, you'll get it together.
Cancer - Stress may be overwhelming you this week, but don't panic. Things will be okay, no matter how afraid you are.
Leo - Fear is something that usually isn't a concern for confident Leo, but that confidence may take a blow this week. Keep your chin up!
Virgo - Your solid ground will keep you firmly in place this week. While everyone around you is falling apart, you have the chance to be the anchor.
Libra - Shaky convictions will do you no good this week. Put up a strong front, no matter how weak you feel, or your fears will come to pass.
Scorpio - Paranoia gets you nowhere, and being afraid of loved ones only makes you lash out at them. Try to trust others this week, you just might need it.
Sagittarius - Relax. You've had a tough time of it for the past while, but this week you have nothing left to fear. Things will definitely be okay.
Capricorn - There is nothing to fear but fear itself. Everything will be trying to pile on top of you, but you have excellent management skills, right?
Aquarius - Emotions are always your undoing. You don't understand them, but this week you'll need to have a little empathy, even when you're nervous.
Pisces - Still waters run deep, and you are an excellent example. Don't let your fear get the best of you. Tell someone about it when you feel overwhelmed.
[OOC Note: The horoscopes are considered by most in the City to be very accurate, since a lady with an ability for this sort of thing provides them. Use them as you will - accurate or not.]
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Weather
Temperatures today are a bit warmer, with clear skies throughout the day and a light rain in the late afternoon. There will be a thunderstorm in the evening and throughout Darkness, there will be heavy thunder and vibrant dark purple lightning. High of 10°C and a low of 6°C (50°F/43°F).
Morning sirens will go off at 7:30 am, and evening sirens will go off at 7:00 pm.
Eviction Notices
none
Zombie Outbreak Confuses City
The news today is mostly plastered with various articles on last night's zombie apocalypse. The article explains the outbreak and how it ocurred - though no one is sure of who the originator of the infection was, it is certain that the attack started just after evening sirens, and spread rapidly. The newspaper reports that many of the Darkness monsters were affected, which only served to spread the disease. Though no concrete numbers have been found out, nor are ever likely to be completely accurate, reports suggest that at least a third of the City's inhabitants were affected directly by this zombie attack, throwing the City into disarray, even during the Darkness hours with various Darkness-proofing measures in place. The reporter mentions that the attack caused an unprecedented happening - at various times, all three hospitals in Siren's Port were put in lockdown due to the heavy repercussions this type of incident had on them. Dr. Skye Pyke, the Medical Chief of Skye Medical Clinic commented that, though he didn't want to shut down the hospital, it was becoming a serious danger to the patients already in the hospital. Dr. Pyke has given an extensive report to authorities on how the disease spread through the human body, having observed this ocurrence several times during the night, and is cooperating fully with the authorities on trying to find the origin of this zombie attack.
The reporter goes on to state that the effects of the infection, thankfully, did not seem to be permanent, and that throughout the City, everyone who was bitten or turned remains fully intact with the morning sirens. It goes on to state that even those who were bitten to death before having a chance to officially turn came back in the morning, a strange aftereffect that no one completely understands. Experts are currently theorizing that the virus itself, once transmitted, spread even after death and repaired the body before morning sirens.
There is very little other information currently available, although the news promises to keep readers and watchers updated as any new developments are revealed.
Trick or Treating Safety Guide
This is a small article on how to trick or treat safely in Siren's Port during the City's midday tradition. The reporter does a sort of tongue-in-cheek list for children, parents, and others to follow.
1. Always check your candy! Don't eat anything that's not sealed, and poke it first to make sure it doesn't bite back.
2. Don't use your ability to scare people! This might be very tempting, but it's dangerous to do. You're not the only one with a cool power, you know!
3. Never blow out your Jack'o'Lanterns. Believe it or not, this is a really good protection against spirits from the beyond. (Disclaimer: Jack'o'Lanterns probably won't help after sirens.)
4. Always come up for air when bobbing for apples! The prizes may be tempting, but breathing comes first. If you have a breathing underwater type ability, you're probably cheating.
5. If you're tricking, trick wisely! Never pick a policeman's house, always go for your school principle.
6. Pick a cuddly costume. The weather is pretty chilly, and real frostbite is probably a bit too scary.
7. Keep your kids on a leash. No, seriously. It's the best way to keep them from going missing when they see a good candy stash.
8. Report any mischief to the SPPD if it crosses from fun to frightening! That's what the police are there for!
9. Beware the toffee! Having your teeth stuck together is really uncomfortable, so chew wisely.
10. Halloween is the only day it's okay to take candy from strangers. Even then, be careful. There's a lot of creeps out there.
Fairgrounds Open For Halloween!
This is a quick article reporting on the events being hosted at the Fairgrounds in Sector 5. The Fairgrounds are generally open only twice a year, but a third opening was announced several months ago. The fair will feature rides, games, a Farmer's Harvest Market, various animal and produce shows and competitions, and a giant bake sale with proceeds going to help the agriculture of Siren's Port. The event is expected to be a lot of fun for the whole family, and the article suggests that everyone go out for this rare fair event.
[OOC Note: See the Halloween Events Package Entry for more information on Trick or Treating and the Fair.]
Man Hangs Self With Halloween Decorations
The headline and first few lines of this article are very grave, reporting on an incident that happened just barely after morning sirens, at 7:40 am. Bastienne Murphy, a young man living with an older benefactor, was putting up a scarecrow decoration intended to be hooked up by the neck, and managed, through some strange series of mishaps, to hook himself through the back of the head, at the base of the skull.
Bastienne was left hanging by this hook for several hours, until his partner came from the house and discovered him. Fortunately, Bastienne's head mostly serves for decorative purposes, and he's relatively unharmed, other than what he has termed as "a real hickey." Mr. Murphy was treated at Skye Medical Clinic, and only really complained of the long wait after last night's zombie epidemic.
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Classified Ads
Velma Limousine Services: Anytime, Anywhere. $50 per person! 6, 9, 12, & 24 passenger limos in black, white, pink and champagne, each with themed interiors. Great for business meetings, parties, graduations, prom and other events! Complementary iced champagne and beverages. Armored vehicles and darkness guarantee if services are used during night time hours. Extra charge for Darkness hours.
Singer Sewing Machine: 1908, portable. With original carrying case and manual. Import, with foot pedals! Perfect condition. $175. Great for any seamstress or collector! NV Greta Lovejoy-Williams
----------
Second Chance is a weekly advice column written by a former clinical psychiatrist and current resident of Siren's Port. It runs every Sunday on the Network News Feed.
To write, please send in your questions here.
Horoscopes
These horoscopes were written up for the week to come, provided by Madam Jurie. They are generally considered to be quite accurate! They may be a good thing to keep in mind for the week to come.
Aries - Fear is an excellent motivator, and this week might be a little unsettling. Use the motivation, because you'll definitely need it.
Taurus - Sometimes you fear losing everything, and this week is going to be tough for that. Remember - clinging closer doesn't always work.
Gemini - Things slip through your fingertips, and this might be a little scary. Don't worry too much, though, you'll get it together.
Cancer - Stress may be overwhelming you this week, but don't panic. Things will be okay, no matter how afraid you are.
Leo - Fear is something that usually isn't a concern for confident Leo, but that confidence may take a blow this week. Keep your chin up!
Virgo - Your solid ground will keep you firmly in place this week. While everyone around you is falling apart, you have the chance to be the anchor.
Libra - Shaky convictions will do you no good this week. Put up a strong front, no matter how weak you feel, or your fears will come to pass.
Scorpio - Paranoia gets you nowhere, and being afraid of loved ones only makes you lash out at them. Try to trust others this week, you just might need it.
Sagittarius - Relax. You've had a tough time of it for the past while, but this week you have nothing left to fear. Things will definitely be okay.
Capricorn - There is nothing to fear but fear itself. Everything will be trying to pile on top of you, but you have excellent management skills, right?
Aquarius - Emotions are always your undoing. You don't understand them, but this week you'll need to have a little empathy, even when you're nervous.
Pisces - Still waters run deep, and you are an excellent example. Don't let your fear get the best of you. Tell someone about it when you feel overwhelmed.
[OOC Note: The horoscopes are considered by most in the City to be very accurate, since a lady with an ability for this sort of thing provides them. Use them as you will - accurate or not.]
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