03 [Accidental Video]

[hatchet_cat]

Get out! Get OUT!

[The feed would focus and reveal the kitchenette of Mordecai’s obsessively cleaned condo, pointed to catch the side of the dining table and an open window. On the far right Mordecai would be seen, waving his arms in the air and shouting at a very unwelcome and filthy guest: a large stray tabby cat

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[hatchet_cat]

[Wtf is that barking aaarrgh]

Obviously...

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[hatchet_cat]

[OH MY GOD SHUT UP... thank you.]

... Yes, I have always been a cat. [Words are veryveryveryvery strained, as if he's trying hard to not chuck his NV out the window.]

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[volginswaifu]

...Kot Bayun...?

[Ivan stares, completely puzzled.]

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[hatchet_cat]

[The accent makes him do a double-take, but he scowls when he spots Ivan.]

I don't speak your Slavic language.

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[volginswaifu]

[Ivan scowls right back.]

It's the name of a talking cat. I just remembered it.

[He frowns, inspecting Mordecai.]

I can't believe this...

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[hatchet_cat]

... Regardless, I am not the one you are looking for.

[Looks at him pointedly.]

action.

[regive]

[Because coincidentally there's a certain little girl and her dog who's just outside your window being chill and not so discreetly nailing a dead man's hand to the wall when the cat comes flying out the window. There is a shriek, followed by loud barking and a splat that sounds suspiciously like a cat's innards being burst open, showing blood all over the place.

And then, of course, a one-sided argument.]

Hey, you can't eat that, Bandersnatch! We don't know where it's been!

action.

[hatchet_cat]

[... Eventually Mordy will open the window because whoever is banging a hammer against the wall is riding on his last ounce of patience and is looking for a mouthful of fist.]

What in the...

[He blinked down at the sight of the mess, completely unfazed. At both bodies.]

Keep it down.

action.

[regive]

[She looks up when the other opens the window, a lapse in her concentration. The hammer misses its mark and slams into the man's arm with a crunch.

Bandersnatch moves in a little closer to Lily, hungry eyes assessing this new being in terms of calories and how many bites it would take to eat them up from head to toe.

... a long pause. Suddenly, she drops the hammer.]

Hey, you're a kitty!

action.

[hatchet_cat]

[He... really ought to get used to everyone being surprised that he's a walking, talking cat. But he really isn't used to humans, either.

The cat's eyes shift to those of the hungry dog-shadow-thing, before he glares at the girl again.]

Be quiet.

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[canarychaser]

[Hey, hey, guess what? He's not surprised to see a cat-person. Really, they have all sorts back in his world.]

My, how rude of the intruder.

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[hatchet_cat]

I need to make a new sandwich. [He sprays the surface of the table and begins to wipe the entire surface with thick paper towels.]

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[canarychaser]

At least it was only a sandwich, and not more hard-won food.

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[hatchet_cat]

I bought the ingredients with my own worked-for money and prepared it myself. Surely that counts.

But I digress. There's enough for one more.

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[grimmjerk]

[ what the hell is this thing?

creature?

or elaborate joke?

Grimmjow's got absolutely nothing better to do and the cabin fever's already setting in, so: ]

Hey.

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[hatchet_cat]

What?

[A snappy reply, and Mordecai doesn't even look up to the contact. Busy cleaning.]

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[grimmjerk]

What's your deal?

[ a beat, and then a grin ] You got a good arm.

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[hatchet_cat]

[Looks a little confused, but it fades.] I'm cleaning.

Thank you for the compliment, I suppose.