Oct 09, 2010 16:34
Get out! Get OUT!
[The feed would focus and reveal the kitchenette of Mordecai’s obsessively cleaned condo, pointed to catch the side of the dining table and an open window. On the far right Mordecai would be seen, waving his arms in the air and shouting at a very unwelcome and filthy guest: a large stray tabby cat.
That cat was currently making a meal out of Mordecai’s tuna sandwich, which the OTHER cat had abandoned to answer a knock on the door. The vulgar intruder must have taken his chance and entered through the window Mordecai had opened to let a breeze in. Mordecai, tail bottlebrush with indignation, continued to shout at the feral animal as it licked the bread and fish. Quite a change from all the times he appeared collect or grumpy in front of others.
Mordecai then turned on heel and left the scene, and while he was gone, the feral began to lurch, fur prickling, and hack against the sandwich. It heaved loudly, mouth open, before it dropped a disgusting orb of cat hair and God knows what else onto the food.]
UGH!
[Mordy came back just in time to witness the gift-giving, a well-used broom in hand. Now the tuxedo cat looked mortified, disgusted, and enraged. All in one. Needless to say the broom is abandoned, and Mordecai’s speed leaves the feral spitting and yowling as it is suddenly hoisted up by the scruff of its neck. With a screaming yowl it is thrown out the window by Mordecai. The entire table cloth, plate, napkin, plastic cup, and soiled sandwich follow suit before the window is slammed rather loudly.
And now the enraged cat made his way to one of the cabinets in the kitchenette, opening a cupboard and revealing the contents to be nothing but cleaning goods in the highest quality.
Then he noticed that his NV was on; thank goodness he didn’t throw it against the wall as it is quickly shut off.]
!: mordecai heller,
c: iron-tail fratley,
c: jack vessalius,
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†: watanuki kimihiro,
†: lily baskerville,
†: claire bennet,
c: grimmjow jaegerjaquez