☮ 25; video

[heavendivided]

[Hello Siren's Port. Today, have a lightly dressed Jack, minus the Kitsune Mask but with the ... ... ice cream, of course. Yeah, watch him enjoying some delicious strawberry icecream. His wife SIC saw fit to put him into an Asian style outfit, it seems like. Well, it's comfortable enough, and the evenings are still a little too warm, especially if

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Voice

[ysobritish]

You're asking for relationship advice?

[Don't mind the slightly malicious laughter. It's not meant to sound as evil as it does.]

You know, I had my suspicions...

Voice

[heavendivided]

I'm not. But when you're bored and lonely, you start thinking about the weirdest things and uh, memories, I guess. You're getting the wrong idea, and even if you weren't it wouldn't be any of your business.

I'm not asking what's up with you and that Yaha guy, either.

[there, he had to make that point. I KNOW, BUT I DIDNT MENTION IT.]

Voice

[ysobritish]

[asdfhgjkl-]

How did you know about- [Wait, Yaha had said something about talking to his Father.] -Oh.

[Beat.]

Not that it's any of your business, but there's nothing between the two of us. [Quite literally, at times.]

So this little conversation is entirely hypothetical? You simply asked the Port for information on their relationships because you were bored and lonely? I never took you for a gossip.

Voice

[heavendivided]

Correct, it's none of my business. So refrain from making unqualified comments yourself.

It's not so much gossip as me being curious how relationships work, and how you make them last. I've... I've never really had anything that went beyond a one night stand, so I don't know. I'd like to know what I did wrong. Or what could have been better. Things like that, I doubt you care about them very much.

Voice.

[barebacking]

That would be me. And, it was much, much longer than six hours.

And the heat wave, I wonder if we would have died if he was not so aware of how to survive such things.

Voice.

[heavendivided]

Sounds....intense.

Look, that's not really what I want to know. How did you make it work?

Voice.

[barebacking]

Oh.

Well, I kept pulling away just before the end would come, because I didn't want it to end. I wanted us to be like that forever and carried on and on until it felt like I really would go mad without being with him completely.

Voice.

[heavendivided]

Why would there be an end at all? I thought relationships...things like marriage, I thought they're supposed to last.

[video]

[otaku_mk_ii]

He was looking for the salt....I think. It's been a while.

[Otacon laughed quietly, adjusting his glasses.]

I'm sorry I can't help. I'm the last person to ask about relationships.

[video]

[heavendivided]

Yeah, I know that now. Thanks anyway.

...Huh. But you're...you've never been?

[video]

[otaku_mk_ii]

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

[He paused, smiling faintly.] ...I've been in love twice. Never in what anyone'd call a relationship, though.

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[heavendivided]

Well, all right. Why not? Why did it not work? Not that you have to answer, but I'm curious.

[voice]

[heartdissonance]

So what did he make for dinner?

[voice]

[heavendivided]

Something Japanese. Raw fish...some sort of sushi? And chicken, I think.

...Is that all you care about?

[voice]

[heartdissonance]

It's all I responded to, at least.

[voice]

[heavendivided]

And here I thought you just enjoyed the sound of my voice.

[video]

[masterbaiting]

Double-crossing, huh.

[video]

[heavendivided]

Kind of common where I come from. Unfortunately.