005 [video] forward-dated to around noon

[argentcruelty]

[When the video feed is turned on, all that it shows is an office. It’s a tidy, smart-looking place, easily recognisable as one of those in the government building. There’s no sound save for footsteps, and the person recording is holding the NV facing outwards so that they are not visible

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[voice forever]

[barebacking]

Ah, you look so adorable.

I'm so happy that everything worked out just like I planned. Aren't you happy? Did I not say that I would do all I could to protect and care for you?

[video forever \8D/]

[argentcruelty]

[Kadaj only laughs, spreading his hands to either side, palms up.]

If they really think this will keep me out of trouble- [They really were more stupid than he thought.]

[barebacking]

I no longer have to hunt you down and chain you. I'm so happy, Kadaj.

And ... is Edgeworth happy as well?

[argentcruelty]

Nobody can chain me. I'd kill you if you tried.

[A pause, and he tilts his head to one side, looking amused and far too pleased with himself.]

...Mm, no. I really doubt that. [Why do you think he is where he is?]

[audio]

[deservesabone]

[oh this can't be happening. No way they made him a policeman. No way.]

What the fuck are you doing in his office? Get out!

[video]

[argentcruelty]

Oh, but I like it here.

[video]

[deservesabone]

That's tresspassin'.

[video]

[argentcruelty]

I didn't break in, if that's what you think. [He doesn't have to any more!]

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Well! They're certainly giving those out to just about anyone these days, aren't they. Think I might've seen a little rat wearing one just a bit ago, so you're certainly in good and fitting company.

Only it's a bit disappointing that they didn't give you your own office, wouldn't you say.

[video]

[argentcruelty]

[Oh, funny. 8\]

Maybe they wanted a snake to kill off the rats. [A short sound, somewhere between amusement and irritation.] It's their problem, either way.

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Then they'll have to look elsewhere, won't they, because I certainly haven't seen any snakes about. Just titchy fellows like yourself. Seems a bit daft, to hire on a new officer when there's apparently a problem with overstaffing.

[video]

[argentcruelty]

I don't care what they do, just as long as it means they leave me alone.

[video]

[namiwasheretoo]

[Outta habit she replied with video, a scowl on her face. The hell is going on? That's one of the guys Sam was talking about and the on that assaulted Edgeworth? So why's he in the mans office?]

[And in that uniform]

Seriously? You have got to be kidding me. The law around here is more corrupt then the Marines back home.

[video]

[argentcruelty]

[A laugh. He doesn't know a damn thing about the law, to be fair, but hey.]

You think so?

[video]

[namiwasheretoo]

Apparently this world is as insane as mine was. Or you bumped off someone for the uniform. Why are you at Edgeworth's office anyhow?

[video]

[argentcruelty]

It's my uniform. And I wanted to show him.

video;

[walkthedawn]

You have to be joking.

video;

[argentcruelty]

What do you think, brother? [Isn't this awesome? He's totally having fun right now.]

video;

[walkthedawn]

I can't believe someone let you join the police force, Kadaj. [He doesn't even know how to feel about this. Should he be angry? Upset? He sighs.] ...When did this happen?

video;

[argentcruelty]

[Neither can he, to be fair.] Yaha was looking into it for a while. But it's official now.