not a network post so much as a survey delivered to your mail box!

Sep 02, 2010 09:01

[Good morning, Siren's Port! When you check your mail this morning, you'll find a piece of paper tucked in among all your bills and love letters and court summons and cable television promos. You don't have a mail box? Well, that's all right: these papers will be blowing all around town today! And, once unfolded, you'll find these words:]

"MISS ( Read more... )

!: sirius black, †: mitsuru kirijo, c: raul creed, c: dr. byron orpheus

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gaveherwings September 2 2010, 15:41:40 UTC
[Well. This is potentially even more charming of a prank (and a waste of paper) than Aizen's male escort service.

Sirius Black. You're a horrible person, and the secret part of Daedalus that sometimes does enjoy being a horrible person now and then is inclined to humor you.

So this is getting idly filled out along with the morning crosswords....but only as far as question 1, because the ink just doesn't seem to take to the paper very well.

Another prank within itself? Well-played.

(Sorry he's such a muggle, this doctor.)]

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atrumcanis September 2 2010, 16:39:52 UTC
[good doctor, we are seriously going to have to teach you a bit about magic... you've skewed the survey results!]

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gaveherwings September 2 2010, 18:24:04 UTC
[You've already skewed the questions.]

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atrumcanis September 2 2010, 19:50:08 UTC
[These are clearly unbiased questions! How dare you!]

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heartdissonance September 2 2010, 15:56:01 UTC
[Skipped one. Still wants her reward.]

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atrumcanis September 2 2010, 16:40:56 UTC
Only those that complete the survey in its entirety get a reward!

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slewfoots September 2 2010, 15:57:09 UTC
[ y-yes to all . . . !! just. not answering the last one though, you can never make him choose. also spent a majority of the morning re-re-re-refilling it out after the ink kept disappearing- until it clicks that hey >8(

also WAT DO 8( who is this sirius black person

did miss von karma have something to do with it or he doesn't even!!! ]

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atrumcanis September 2 2010, 19:51:31 UTC
[after a few minutes, words will appear at the bottom of the page, as if they are writing themselves!]

ONLY THOSE THAT FULLY COMPLETE THIS SURVEY WILL GET A REWARD!

[just an fyi!]

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[Voice message to Sirius Black] dr_byronorpheus September 2 2010, 15:59:24 UTC
Is this really the best use of your magical abilities?

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+Bonus OOC Inappropriate Acronym Suggestion dr_byronorpheus September 2 2010, 16:12:59 UTC
Siren's Port Loves Our Obstinate German Emigrants

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+1 atrumcanis September 2 2010, 16:47:17 UTC
[aw, man. next time I need an inappropriate acronym that spells out something... I know who to turn to.]

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atrumcanis September 2 2010, 16:45:57 UTC
Yes, of course! I can in fact think of no finer use. This is a very important survey, you seen, and it's being conducted for a very important purpose. I had to employ many of my abilities in order to ensure that the answers were secured, so don't demean my efforts.

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vrycleanglasses September 2 2010, 16:20:59 UTC
[The first box is checked. Then, after a long pause while he reads over the rest of the questions with growing suspicion, he scrawls a note at the bottom.]

Just how is this supposed to help Ms. Von Karma?

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atrumcanis September 2 2010, 16:49:26 UTC
[a few seconds later, a reply will write itself at the bottom of the page:]

She will come to terms with the facts! Anyway, she asked for it.

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vrycleanglasses September 2 2010, 19:28:42 UTC
[He's not fazed by this-- he was kind of expecting it, when the ink disappeared. He assumes it's just another new technology.]

What exactly did she ask for?

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atrumcanis September 2 2010, 19:54:40 UTC
She said she'd never conducted a poll of this sort before, and so I offered my superior poll-giving skills in order to determine the answer to a particular question that was weighing most heavily upon her mind.

A public service, really!

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