not a network post so much as a survey delivered to your mail box!
[Good morning, Siren's Port! When you check your mail this morning, you'll find a piece of paper tucked in among all your bills and love letters and court summons and cable television promos. You don't have a mail box? Well, that's all right: these papers will be blowing all around town today! And, once unfolded, you'll find these words:]
"MISS VON KARMA NEEDS YOUR HELP!"
[Right beneath that, there's a survey to fill out, to be found
Poll The Many (or Comparatively Few) Friends of Franziska von Karma
[The paper also seems to absorb any markings you put on it; how strange! Well, that's because it's enchanted paper of course, and the results are being tallied at an undisclosed location (i.e., a garage). And there's a note at the end:]
"A reward may be collected after this survey has been successfully completed! Any questions, comments, concerns, well-wishes, threats, confessions (of any variety) may be directed towards Sirius Black. Please help the S.B.o.P.T.F.v.K.H.N.F. Society help Miss von Karma!"
"MISS VON KARMA NEEDS YOUR HELP!"
[Right beneath that, there's a survey to fill out, to be found
Poll The Many (or Comparatively Few) Friends of Franziska von Karma
[The paper also seems to absorb any markings you put on it; how strange! Well, that's because it's enchanted paper of course, and the results are being tallied at an undisclosed location (i.e., a garage). And there's a note at the end:]
"A reward may be collected after this survey has been successfully completed! Any questions, comments, concerns, well-wishes, threats, confessions (of any variety) may be directed towards Sirius Black. Please help the S.B.o.P.T.F.v.K.H.N.F. Society help Miss von Karma!"