♔ DECLARATION THE ELEVENTH // video ♔

[daddydaioh]

EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY!

SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR AIR CONDITIONER! SOMEONE STOLE OUR AIR CONDITIONER!The theft occurred last night, under the cover of darkness! Oh, yes; how sly and sneaky was the thief, to use so convenient a time to perform his terrible deed! The darkness made it difficult to see anything--and, really

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[tapdancinskelly]

Have you ever considered going without your skin? It will cool you right off. YOHOHOHOHO!!!

Do you by any chance have a bath or some really big paper to fan yourselves with? Although I suppose in this heat there might be a drought warning in effect.

[Voice]

[be_gentlexx]

Brooke-san...

D-don't you think that's a bit graphic? Even if you were joking?!

[Voice]

[tapdancinskelly]

What? It's not like I was describing it or anything, I was simply implying the fact that I was a skeleton. What you're thinking of is much more disgusting than the joke intended.

Re: [Voice]

[be_gentlexx]

Guh! B-but... Uwaaaaah! I wasn't thinking of that! T-t-that image is really terrifying!

[Voice]

[tapdancinskelly]

Now I can't stop thinking about the blood and the organs and intestines spilling out everywhere!!! What have I done?!?!

Re: [Voice]

[be_gentlexx]

B-b-b... Buuuuuuuh!

T-t-that's-...

No, it's my fault! It's my fault for even bringing it up! Agh, we need to think of something else! Something happy like cake!

[Pause, then he cries again.]

Bwaaaaaah! It's a red cake! Why is the cake red?!

[Voice]

[tapdancinskelly]

U-uwhaaaa!!! I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have done that joke, I'm sorry!!

Uhh... clouds! Sunshine and clouds shaped like bunnies!

Re: [Voice]

[be_gentlexx]

T-T-THE BUNNIES ARE SCREAMING!

WHY ARE THEY SCREAMING?! THEIR MOUTHS ARE TWISTED INTO LITTLE S-SCREAMING MOUTHS!

[Voice]

[tapdancinskelly]

... maybe... they're hungry?

Re: [Voice]

[be_gentlexx]

Y-yes!

[Comforted.]

Food, just-

[Sniffles.]

Food...

[Voice]

[tapdancinskelly]

Carrots, bunnies like carrots right?

Re: [Voice]

[be_gentlexx]

And lettuce!

[Voice]

[tapdancinskelly]

That's right! I forgot about lettuce!

Re: [Voice]

[be_gentlexx]

[Very, very comforted at the thought of a cute little rabbit eating lettuce, with its whiskers moving. He breathes a sigh of relief.]

Re: [Voice]

[tapdancinskelly]

So what have you been doing to cope with the heat wave?

Re: [Voice]

[be_gentlexx]

[Collapsing.]

Lying down... And trying to pretend that I'm in a giant icebox. With ice cream! And popsicles.