EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY!
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR AIR CONDITIONER! SOMEONE STOLE OUR AIR CONDITIONER!The theft occurred last night, under the cover of darkness! Oh, yes; how sly and sneaky was the thief, to use so convenient a time to perform his terrible deed! The darkness made it difficult to see anything--and, really
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I'd offer you my air conditioner, but .. I don't have one. [ She's such a damn cheater, using ice, and frost-breath to stay cool. Unless you want her to come over and breath on you. Or like, freeze everything, she can do that too. Though it'd be messy. ]
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Um...
[ ... surely she misheard him. ]
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And--hm? Yes! That's what I said! Haruhi is sixteen! It's such a wonderful age, don't you think?
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Yes, sixteen is a fine age. [ People back home were of marriageable age by then too. ] But ... ah --
How old are you exactly...?
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Hmm? Oh! I turned eighteen in April! I should be starting my final year of high school this term, but of course, that isn't possible here, ahaha!
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OH! Happy birthday -- um, a little late, but--but... w...
.w...ah.... ho..bu..
How can you have a daughter at sixteen if you're only two years older than her?
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I mean how.. you were only two! You can't possibly have a daughter. [ It wasn't even physically possible.
Longer pause. ]
... did... you adopt her...?
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[ What. Just, what? Obviously not a birth relative, not adopted... what. ]
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Oh, you met her at the Host Club?
I-I see! [ Oh that made so much more sense. But... why call her his daughter? Just a second, because she's having a laughing fit at her silliness. ]
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