DRUNKEN VIDEO... Guess who is ANGRY? (Sent about midday)

[thelittlestbub]

[The video comes on, showing a blank ceiling.] Crap. Damn stupid... [Video goes wonky until it shows Jubilee, holding a bottle of Seven Crown in one hand. Several empty beer bottles clink together]

So! [a wave of the bottle] Not only is this snowstorm sucking all the joy out of the damned world, but... [a swig of whiskey] but... where was I? Oh!

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[masking]

That's kids for ya.

[thelittlestbub]

Kids suck. And I say this as a person who hasn't aged since she was fourteen... fifteen... whatever.

[masking]

Yer fifteen? An' yer teachin' 'em?

[thelittlestbub]

Noooo. I'm twenty-two. I just look fifteen... well, thirteen, if I dress right... Why's it matter?

[video]

[deservesabone]

...Aw, shit, Jube. I'm sorry to hear that.

[voice]

[thelittlestbub]

SAMMY! [another clink of bottles] Whoops... SAMMY! Sammy Sammy Sammy Sam! I am going to come see you. [Dead serious voice] I am going to come see you and we shall drink to jack rabbits! ...wait... [trails off]

[voice]

[deservesabone]

Not a chance in hell. You're not comin' over here in this weather drunk as you are. You'll end up passin' out in a snow drift.

[voice]

[thelittlestbub]

Pfffffft. Wolvie didn't raise an idiot... well, okay he did, but you know what I mean. I am perfectly capapapable of coming to see you. [a clink of bottles] I haven't drank that... [counts for a minute] PFFT six beers. Piss weight.

[Voice]

[ilikeburgers]

... how is a child able to control the working flow of an adult?

[Voice]

[thelittlestbub]

... I am waaaaaaaaaay too drunk to explain that dude. Just way too drunkenfeist.

[Voice]

[ilikeburgers]

[There is a pause.]

It might be wise to cease the drinking ...

[Voice]

[thelittlestbub]

Pfffffffffffft. I've earned a bit of drunken sullenness.

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[dr_byronorpheus]

I am so sorry to hear that, Jubilee! Please let me know if you need to talk. It would be a more productive way of working through the disappointment than drowning your sorrows in alcohol.

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[thelittlestbub]

Heya doc! [giggles] I know two docs! And that's kinda awesome...

Pffft. Sometimes, ya just gotta get shit-faced, falling down - which I've done, twice - drunk

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[dr_byronorpheus]

Ah, yes, although we are quite different kinds of doctors. While my roommate mends broken bones, I mend breaks IN THE THIN FABRIC BETWEEN THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT.

I beg to differ! You are much too young for this kind of thing!

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[thelittlestbub]

Oh, hey I think Doc Strange did that too... Or maybe he was just the weirdorama sorceror dude. I'm too drunk to remember.

And pfft. I'm old enough to save the world, and the universe, think I've got enough age to get drunk.

[Video]

[meteor_heart]

Oh no Jubilee, I'm so sorry.

[Tifa frowns at the screen, raking messy hair out of her face.]

I've been teaching some self-defense stuff here at the apartments at night. I could always use someone skilled to help me out, would you be interested?

[voice]

[thelittlestbub]

Iiiiiiiiiiii might. I need a job type thingy first. Depends on what I can get.

[a pause]

Heeeeeeey ya know the Boss - former, whatever - said that I could still use the gym when I wanted to... anytime ya wanna get together for a workout... I am so totally game.

[Video]

[meteor_heart]

I could pay you a little, just until you find something more permanent?

[She nods, smiling.]

I'd like that. I havn't had much time to do a full workout since I got here.

[Voice]

[thelittlestbub]

Naaaaaaaah. S'cool dude. Kenny's got a job. I got some money set aside.

Buuuuuuuuuut. Sparring. I could totally go for some. [soft clink] Umm, maybe later, though.