DRUNKEN VIDEO... Guess who is ANGRY? (Sent about midday)

[thelittlestbub]

[The video comes on, showing a blank ceiling.] Crap. Damn stupid... [Video goes wonky until it shows Jubilee, holding a bottle of Seven Crown in one hand. Several empty beer bottles clink together]

So! [a wave of the bottle] Not only is this snowstorm sucking all the joy out of the damned world, but... [a swig of whiskey] but... where was I? Oh!

Comments

[masking]

That's kids for ya.

[thelittlestbub]

Kids suck. And I say this as a person who hasn't aged since she was fourteen... fifteen... whatever.

[masking]

Yer fifteen? An' yer teachin' 'em?

[thelittlestbub]

Noooo. I'm twenty-two. I just look fifteen... well, thirteen, if I dress right... Why's it matter?

[masking]

... Thought ya'd be older than that, is all. G'damn, yer jus' a kid yerself!

[thelittlestbub]

Pfft. Saved the world. Once saved the universe. Old enough to fight, old enough to drink myself stupid... aaaaaaaaaaaaaall adult.

[masking]

'Cept ya can't keep a job, eh?

[thelittlestbub]

Weeeeeeeeeell, I had a job, but spoiled little rich boy can't handle being told he's doing something wrong... Pfft. Boss didn't want me to leave, but he's gotta eat too.

[masking]

'S gonna be yer boss losin' out in the end if he keeps firin' people for shit like that.

[thelittlestbub]

He was awesome... Least I still get to use the gym whenever I wanna.

[masking]

S'pose that's one way 'a lookin' at it.

[thelittlestbub]

Need a gym. I'ma damned gooooooood gym... gym... Oly... Oly-gym thingy.

[masking]

... Olympian gymnast, ya mean?

[thelittlestbub]

Hey! That's it! I knew it was something like that.

[masking]

G'job. Ya ever thinkin' 'a soberin' up some, or this a new career path?

[thelittlestbub]

I am taking the weekend off.

Screw it.