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[glubbin]

evveryone

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[regeneratesalot]

it's a country by the united states on the planet earth.

[glubbin]

i already got that
wwhat else is there
it bein on earth cant be the only thin wworth knowwin about this place

[regeneratesalot]

did you talk to a greeter yet?

[glubbin]

considerin that sounds like the sort a thin that wwould strike a bell if i had
wwith no alarms soundin im thinkin not

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[unmodel]

who counts as "everyone that matters"?
um.
evveryone?

[glubbin]

if you havve to ask you probably arent one a them

[unmodel]

then why didn't you specify it to them particularly?

[glubbin]

wwhat do you think i did by sayin that

[glubbin]

first a all i dont givve a fuck
i can only be told its cadana so many times before my wwell a fucks starts runnin dry
it might look endless but thats plenty deceivvin
take it from me
second a all i asked plenty nicely
considerin i wwas just rudely ripped out a my univverse
i had plans you knoww
big ones
that i wwas directly in the middle a

[glubbin]

theres no other wway to be about this sort a thin
i dont think you understand howw my efforts at home wwill affects me here
especially my not havvin finished them

[ironiception]

so youre eridan.

[glubbin]

no im princess fuckin sassygills from the pinkest planet in the knowwn univverse
id tell you its name but it cant be spelled dowwn in this language
wwhat do you think
i obvviously announced myself as eridan
wwho else wwould i be

> Bro: Inappropriately troll more 13 year olds.

[ironiception]

dunno.
guess not the person bitchy blue text told me was in the market.
but it seems ive come to the right place.
so. asl.

good.

[glubbin]

you wwere talkin about my avvailability wwere you
wwho are you again

[ CASUALLY IGNORING HIS BEING ASL'D. ]

[fuckingleader]

[ Fuck. No. This is not happening. ]

SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK
HEY WHY DON'T YOU DRAG YOURSELF OUT AT NIGHT AND WAIT FOR THE CANADIANS TO GREET YOU.
THAT WOULD DO EVERYONE A HUGE FAVOR, ASSHOLE.
THIS IS THE WORSE THING THAT HAS HAPPENED ALL WEEK.
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME NO MATTER WHAT TIMELINE YOU CAME FROM, DO YOU HEAR THAT?
SO WHY DON'T YOU SPILL IT SO I KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I CAN HUNT YOU DOWN WITH MY SICKLE KNOWING YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING.

[glubbin]

is there somethin about canadians that makes them nocturnal kar
i wwas under the impression that humans had some sort a fascination wwith bein out durin daylight hours
and theres nothin about my timeline that needs spillin
all you need to knoww is your sickle bein brought into any goin ons betwween me an you is completely fuckin unnecessary

[fuckingleader]

DUDE, FIND OUT YOURSELF.
AND FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
EVERYTHING I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW IS FULL OF PLATONIC ENMITY.
WHATEVER IDEA OF A HATE DATE YOU MIGHT BE THINKING OF IS VOID AS LONG AS YOU'RE AN UGLY SCARFNECKED DOUCHEBAG HISPTER.
OH WAIT, THAT'S ALWAYS YOU.
AND IF YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I STILL ACTUALLY WANT YOU TO DIE.
NOW WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU REMEMBER BEFORE COMING HERE.
ANY ANSWER STRAYING FROM THE RIGHT ONE WILL LEAD TO FURTHER PURE HATRED FROM ME TO YOU.

[glubbin]

considerin you seem to be maxxin out on your hate presently
im not seein wwhy i should bother tellin you wwhat i remember
and let me just say kar
there bein some sort hate platonic or otherwwise
at least means theres somethin goin on betwween us
its undeniable as far as im concerned