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evveryone
wwell no its not the general populace im addressin
not reely
more like evveryone that matters
wwhich might not be many a you but listen anywway
eridan ampora has arrivved
wwhich should be the best newws anyones had all fuckin wweek
especially considerin the gloomy state a this island
so anywway it should go wwithout sayin
noww that im here
i havve questions
and i wwant answwers

lets start wwith this one
wwhere the evverlovvin fuck in paradox space is canadia
besides here cause thats not an answwer thatll be helpin me out none