Is the Strider family waging some ironic war against our northern brethren that I was unaware of? Also, you needn't concern yourself with parenting now of all times, dearest brother. Or is it "dearest father"? I'll be honest, I'm still not sure how that works.
Hello Rose I Am Glad To See You Have Returned Even If I Am Only Aware Of That Through Hearsay Dave Informed Me That You Had Suddenly Disappeared When He Arrived And He Did Not Know What Had Happened To You Anyway What Would Be The Purpose Behind Doing That Isnt That Unnecessary At This Point
Yes, he informed me as well. I don't actively remember this, of course. It must have been a different me, presumably one from the future. But who can say now. It's less by choice, actually. This place has played a little game with my abilities.
On the contrary, America and Canada have been at each others' throats for as long as I can remember. I'm sorry, Jade, but I have to hate them on principle. It's unpatriotic otherwise.
Hello, Jade. Fancy meeting you here. Three years just flew right by.
GREAT. BEFORE I KNEW IT THE SARCASTIC ROSE HUMAN IS HERE TOO. I GUESS THIS COMPLETES THE MOBILIZATION OF ALL THE SIGNIFICANT USELESS HUMANS. THERE IS NOT EXIT, SMART ONE. NOT EVEN MY TACTICAL SKILLS CAN UNCOVER THE TREASURE BURIED UNDERNEATH THE PILE OF SHITSPONGES THROW OUT BY ALL THE PEOPLE OF THIS SHITHOLE. SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU BEING HERE IS JUST ANOTHER STEP AWAY, THE LAST STEP ACTUALLY, FROM CONTINUING YOUR VERY IMPORTANT SESSION. BUT THAT'S FINE REALLY. NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
Now, now. This is simply an unforeseen step off the trodden path of fate. Besides, my session doesn't exist anymore. Judging by how quickly you've forgotten this I'm going to guess time shenanigans.
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jesus.
well i guess someones gotta be on babysitting duty.
might as well be me since theres fuck all to do in canada.
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Also, you needn't concern yourself with parenting now of all times, dearest brother.
Or is it "dearest father"?
I'll be honest, I'm still not sure how that works.
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what.
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I suppose all those nights of wild abandon finally caught up to you.
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Hello again, Kanaya.
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Dave Informed Me That You Had Suddenly Disappeared When He Arrived And He Did Not Know What Had Happened To You
Anyway What Would Be The Purpose Behind Doing That
Isnt That Unnecessary At This Point
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I don't actively remember this, of course.
It must have been a different me, presumably one from the future.
But who can say now.
It's less by choice, actually.
This place has played a little game with my abilities.
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I'm sorry, Jade, but I have to hate them on principle.
It's unpatriotic otherwise.
Hello, Jade.
Fancy meeting you here.
Three years just flew right by.
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But fear not, I am a Canadian sympathizer at heart.
Technically it hasn't been three years yet.
It was just about to become a three year wait but I seem to have escaped that fate at the moment.
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BEFORE I KNEW IT THE SARCASTIC ROSE HUMAN IS HERE TOO.
I GUESS THIS COMPLETES THE MOBILIZATION OF ALL THE SIGNIFICANT USELESS HUMANS.
THERE IS NOT EXIT, SMART ONE.
NOT EVEN MY TACTICAL SKILLS CAN UNCOVER THE TREASURE BURIED UNDERNEATH THE PILE OF SHITSPONGES THROW OUT BY ALL THE PEOPLE OF THIS SHITHOLE.
SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU BEING HERE IS JUST ANOTHER STEP AWAY, THE LAST STEP ACTUALLY, FROM CONTINUING YOUR VERY IMPORTANT SESSION.
BUT THAT'S FINE REALLY.
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
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This is simply an unforeseen step off the trodden path of fate.
Besides, my session doesn't exist anymore.
Judging by how quickly you've forgotten this I'm going to guess time shenanigans.
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