Is the Strider family waging some ironic war against our northern brethren that I was unaware of? Also, you needn't concern yourself with parenting now of all times, dearest brother. Or is it "dearest father"? I'll be honest, I'm still not sure how that works.
uh huh. and i suppose the fact that your and daves birthdays are just a day apart and the fact that you practically look like clones of each other with a chromosome swap in there is a hint. twins separated at birth right. the baby mommy just decided to separate by gender. boys on one side. girls on the other. am i getting warmer.
hey hey. quiet now. not everyone. dont wanna shatter any fragile minds still clinging to the grotesque idea that they were once a parasite inside some lady for nine months before popping out her lady parts covered in blood and womb bits. apparently some people take comfort in this. like theres some mystical bond formed between a lady and her parasite baby from this experience. youd think fondness would be the last thing on a mothers mind. then again i guess i just dont have the uterus required to understand this bizarre phenomenon.
would have if i could. but that pony went to good use. i mean ill spare you the rest of the details. but you can guess what a penniless young rogue who through no fault of his own is now plus one beautiful bouncing meteor traveling baby boy is gonna do if a couple hundred pounds of perfectly good dead horse comes plummeting out of the sky.
jesus.
well i guess someones gotta be on babysitting duty.
might as well be me since theres fuck all to do in canada.
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Also, you needn't concern yourself with parenting now of all times, dearest brother.
Or is it "dearest father"?
I'll be honest, I'm still not sure how that works.
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what.
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I suppose all those nights of wild abandon finally caught up to you.
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and i suppose the fact that your and daves birthdays are just a day apart and the fact that you practically look like clones of each other with a chromosome swap in there is a hint.
twins separated at birth right.
the baby mommy just decided to separate by gender.
boys on one side. girls on the other.
am i getting warmer.
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You're warm enough though I wasn't lying when I said I'm related to you.
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now lemme guess.
your mom told you the truth already.
about where babies come from.
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They come from meteors.
Everyone knows that, Mr. Strider.
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not everyone.
dont wanna shatter any fragile minds still clinging to the grotesque idea that they were once a parasite inside some lady for nine months before popping out her lady parts covered in blood and womb bits.
apparently some people take comfort in this.
like theres some mystical bond formed between a lady and her parasite baby from this experience.
youd think fondness would be the last thing on a mothers mind.
then again i guess i just dont have the uterus required to understand this bizarre phenomenon.
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Though speaking of bloody bits, I have a bone to pick with you for turning my pony into a bib for your infant.
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its called being resourceful.
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You monster.
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but that pony went to good use.
i mean ill spare you the rest of the details.
but you can guess what a penniless young rogue who through no fault of his own is now plus one beautiful bouncing meteor traveling baby boy is gonna do if a couple hundred pounds of perfectly good dead horse comes plummeting out of the sky.
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