[ it's fucking rude. time to put this dick in their place. ]
you can get that shit pretty much anywhere theres only one thing canadians are actually good at as it turns out and thats not fucking freezing to death up in their hopelost frozen tundra of shame any igloo-dwelling loser knows that much which youll pretty much need to get used to winter gear or not because they sure as fuck dont pull out any stops on making it easier for us once we get here
YOUR T3XT T4ST3S D3L1C1OUS BUT TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG D1FF3R3NT 4BOUT YOU SOM3TH1NG SM3LLS........... W31RD YOU 4R3 NOT MR D3L1C1OUS OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3 SPR1T3 4R3 YOU >:]
hold on. okay. yep. still wandering and freezing my ass off. that wont change until i can find a goddamn clothing store. got any recs or are you just gonna halfass leet at me all day.
a store was along the lines of where i was thinking to look. though its starting to sound like i could go anywhere and get this shit. mosey on in to a 7 eleven and there's a rack of parkas next to the cold medicine. a silent jab of wear one of these or enjoy getting pneumonia and dying. kinda like how they place the condoms and baby diapers side by side. which if you ask me is a pretty sick joke for some accidental parents out there. but it sends a pretty strong warning to any guy with two functional brain cells to rub together.
I'm afraid I've not cared to check each of the stores present individually, but there's more than enough places that cater to the newly-arrived. Nor can I speak to whether or not it's a habit of Canada in particular.
alternate canada. so like fake canada. or bizarro canada. no actually i take that last one back. this place looks too much like actual canada for that. though im kinda wondering where all the mounties are. do they not have mounties in the city.
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you can get that shit pretty much anywhere
theres only one thing canadians are actually good at as it turns out and thats not fucking freezing to death up in their hopelost frozen tundra of shame
any igloo-dwelling loser knows that much
which youll pretty much need to get used to winter gear or not because they sure as fuck dont pull out any stops on making it easier for us once we get here
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BUT TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG D1FF3R3NT 4BOUT YOU
SOM3TH1NG SM3LLS...........
W31RD
YOU 4R3 NOT MR D3L1C1OUS OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3 SPR1T3 4R3 YOU >:]
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whos asking.
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SO MR OR4NG3 1MPOST3R
WH4T W3R3 YOU DO1NG L4ST YOU CH3CK3D
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okay. yep.
still wandering and freezing my ass off.
that wont change until i can find a goddamn clothing store.
got any recs or are you just gonna halfass leet at me all day.
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in the meantime refresh my memory.
do i know you.
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not many bros with the last name strider out there.
thank fuck right.
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though its starting to sound like i could go anywhere and get this shit.
mosey on in to a 7 eleven and there's a rack of parkas next to the cold medicine.
a silent jab of wear one of these or enjoy getting pneumonia and dying.
kinda like how they place the condoms and baby diapers side by side.
which if you ask me is a pretty sick joke for some accidental parents out there.
but it sends a pretty strong warning to any guy with two functional brain cells to rub together.
so that a thing here in canada or what.
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It might be easiest to try a downtown mall, though. Those have everything, right?
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you never know.
carelessness could be my undoing in a situation like this.
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They do say Canada has excellent health care, but given that this seems to be an alternate version...
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so like fake canada. or bizarro canada.
no actually i take that last one back. this place looks too much like actual canada for that.
though im kinda wondering where all the mounties are.
do they not have mounties in the city.
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