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[ironiception]

where round heres a good place for outdoor gear

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[nicecollarbones]

I think it's still a little too warm for frostbite.

It might be easiest to try a downtown mall, though. Those have everything, right?

[ironiception]

hey.
you never know.
carelessness could be my undoing in a situation like this.

[nicecollarbones]

That is true!

They do say Canada has excellent health care, but given that this seems to be an alternate version...

[ironiception]

alternate canada.
so like fake canada. or bizarro canada.
no actually i take that last one back. this place looks too much like actual canada for that.
though im kinda wondering where all the mounties are.
do they not have mounties in the city.

[nicecollarbones]

That sounds like a question for the natives. Maybe you can ask you're buying your coat?

[ironiception]

might be better than asking a random cop where he left his horse.
thats just asking for it.
then again this is canada.
not like im dealing with the lapd here.
theyll probably just have a hearty chuckle and give me a maple flavored lollypop and a pat on the head and send me on my way.

[nicecollarbones]

I don't know if I would risk it in a city this strange.

[ironiception]

some might find it all the more reason to ask.

[nicecollarbones]

I'm not sure I follow.

[ironiception]

yknow. just to see what theyd do.

[nicecollarbones]

I guess so. What advantage would that give them, though?

[ironiception]

guess i wouldnt know until i tried.

[nicecollarbones]

Are you actually going to?