003 {Video} Failed private to Bobby Singer

[failedparenting]

[The first thing you'll notice it that John looks like absolute hell. He's been floating from bar to bar or at least a day. His clothes are completely rumpled and you can practically smell the whiskey and desperation coming off him.]

Hey, Bobby? I need a favor, bad. [He scrubs a hand across his face, looking completely exhausted.] I need to crash

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[the_dead_pool2]

You look like shit.

[ooc-fun fact this is one of the most used lines in movies and shows]

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[failedparenting]

Thanks.

[And now he's getting people he doesn't even know on this. Best. Day. Ever.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Just keeping you posted.

[He shrugs]

Trouble with the missus huh? Thats rough, buddy.

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[failedparenting]

I was posted already.

[He hasn't showered in two days. He's well aware, man.]

I know that post was public, but it wasn't supposed to be. So, none of your damn business.

[Did I mention he's drunk and grumpy?]

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[aintnorain]

[Ignoring the part where this was supposed to be filtered.] You know Sam and Mary...?

Wait, wait. Is it... John? I've read some of Chuck's books. [And she totally lost it when John gave up his soul for Dean.

Best girl friend. Ever.]

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[failedparenting]

Yes.

[Oh, this is so un-easy doing this drunk. God.]

You've read his books? He showed me half a page then hovered over his NV the rest of the time like I was going to steal it. I got the feeling it was something bad?

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[aintnorain]

I'm his girl friend. I get special privileges. [Aren't you jealous?]

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[failedparenting]

He has a girlfriend?

[John barely manages to hide the disbelieving laugh behind a cough. Sorry bro, you were nice to him, but he can't ever imagine you getting a girl.]

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[servingfather]

Having trouble in paradise, John? If we were back in our world I'd order the cupids to give you both a big dose of the usual. [He seems to be serious about this.]

Honestly, the two of you have more issues than Lucifer and I do and we've been separated for billions of years. Then again he's only submissive for me and he loves it. [Said with a straight face. Squicked out yet, John?]

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[abrotherlikeyou]

[Lucifer drapes himself over Michael's back, smiling like a lazy and wholly satisfied tiger. He winks at John, and nips Michael's throat.]

Well, I can't argue with that. When you're right, you're right.

Hey, John, do you ever get funny feelings at odd hours? If so, maybe try to enjoy it. Since you're bound to get lonely now, and all.

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[makes_asteroids]

[John has him really ticked off right now, so he thinks he'll enjoy the trolling. Until Lucifer responds and he starts laughing until he's choking. He doesn't know if they are trolling or not but man, he's just slumped in his chair cracking up.]

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[abrotherlikeyou]

[If only he knew, Mags. :'D ]

video, private; I'M SO NOT LATE only sorry I really am

[getswhinedat]

[ Paaaaaause.

Goddamit, he knew this might happen. Just like he knows what his answer will be with John looking like crap and not wanting to put Sam in the middle of all of it. Say what he will, at least Winchester sr. has that much sense. ]

Wipe your feet comin' in. [ Like he ever really gave a crap about that after Karen, fff. But something mildly sarcastic is much easier to think up for the situation than anything understanding. If things were reversed, he'd kick someone's ass if they tried being sympathetic. ]

video, private; No later than meeee!

[failedparenting]

[He breathes a huge sigh of relief. That's one problem solved, at least.]

Thanks man. I owe you one.

[Well, he owes you lots of ones, but let's ignore those right now.]

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[getswhinedat]

[ Snoooort. ]

Story of my life, Winchester. [ Bobby is like the Godfather of the SPN world. Without the daughter's wedding. Well, there was a wedding in there, but the bride wasn't a bride and the groom died.

And with more guns. ]