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[kissesdarling]

[Someone is in a horrible no good very bad terrible mood. And he is going to inflict it upon all of you innocent people celebrating the holiday by being... well, himself.]

I've never understood the point of celebrating New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.

[He casually flicks a speck of dust off of the cuff of his jacket, bored.]Congratulations, you

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[family_remains]

Was any of that supposed to make sense?

[kissesdarling]

[Crowley carefully breaks his cookie in half again.]

I could translate it into 'moron', if you like, just because I like you so much. The hopes and dreams of every single little person in this world is not going to change it, much like how I've already lost my New Year's Resolution before it's begun by the irritating sound of your voice.

[And then, in a somewhat biting tone:]

How was the funeral? I trust it was thrilling.

[family_remains]

[He knows you're only talking to make noise. Also Go fuck yourself. Also lol Sam is waaasted.]

Screw you, fatty.

[kissesdarling]

Creative.

[Dryly.]

I expect you're here to whine and complain at me to bring him back to life as well, then.

The answer is still no.

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[makes_asteroids]

[He's also in a bad mood.]

Putin never did care for Genosha's choice of leader.

[Maybe that's because he slaughtered a bunch of KGB officials, nuked part of a town, sunk a nuclear submarine full of sailors and weapons, AND opened a volcano that ate a Siberian town.]

Though I think wanting to go an entire day is going to be difficult. Three hours, maybe.

[His misanthropy, let him show it to you.]

Although to be fair. For all of us who are Mutants, managing to survive a year without genocide, registration, ethic cleansing, or detention is something to celebrate.

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[kissesdarling]

You're also Jewish, which means you're just doubly screwed in all of the above, hm?

I suspect your New Years Resolution must be 'don't die'.

Re: Voice -- YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT.

[makes_asteroids]

'Don't die, or failing that, take as many of my enemies out with me as possible' actually. Same as I've had since '35.

[So not even bothered.]

Voice -- NEVER.

[kissesdarling]

Respectable goals.

[longaevus]

I'm not quite certain if legitimate would be the accurate way of putting it.

[kissesdarling]

It was a joke, darling -- a poor one. You'll have to excuse me. I'm in a horrendous mood. My clever and wit atrophies when people are being stupid in my presence.

[longaevus]

Which would apparently be something that happens with startling frequency.

Is there anything which could improve that for you?

[kissesdarling]

No, unfortunately, not unless I want to get myself killed.

[He wants the majority of the Winchester family dead. Do that for him. 8(]

[doeswhathewants]

Such biting sarcasm. Not interested in celebrating a shiny new year to try and be a better person in?

[kissesdarling]

I'm a demon.

No.

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[doeswhathewants]

That's very in the box thinking, you know. Those alliances really shouldn't hold that much weight on an island that keeps gods and men alike as prisoners.

Or do you enjoy being a demon?

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[family_remains]

You're wasting your time. He loves it.

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[athermercy]

You're being a ray of sunshine today. [Elaine tilts her head. More than the usual.] What's wrong?

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[kissesdarling]

I am being blamed for Dean Winchester's death when I honestly couldn't care enough to kill him in the first place.

[Although now Crowley sounds odd. Quietly furious, seething.

Sam pushed his buttons.]

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[athermercy]

Don't you have a way to prove your innocence? Or you're simply irritated about the accusation?

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[kissesdarling]

Darling Samuel seems to think that I should have prevented it, and accused me of breaking our deal as a result.

[That's the part that is truly pissing him off. And Crowley stops there for a moment before continuing. Elaine knows most everything about him anyway. He may as well rant.]

I'm not a babysitter to the mentally unstable, nor am I their bitch.