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[Someone is in a horrible no good very bad terrible mood. And he is going to inflict it upon all of you innocent people celebrating the holiday by being... well, himself.]
I've never understood the point of celebrating New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.
[He casually flicks a speck of dust off of the cuff of his jacket, bored.]
Congratulations, you've managed to not get yourself killed, let's all get together to celebrate the birth of a new tomorrow -- well. I've nothing better to do. Perhaps I'll get in the spirit.
[Crowley offers the NV a smile.]
My New Year's resolution is to go a single day without feeling the urge to kill someone via strangling them with their own horrendously cheap clothing whenever they open their mouth and say something incredibly stupid.
[Pause.]
Or perhaps I'll pledge to lose that last three pounds.
[And, suddenly, a cookie appears in the demon's hands, which he breaks in half with far more vigor than absolutely necessary.]
But eating is a lot less fun than envisioning creative ways of ripping out someone's vocal chords because they hold the opinion that Vladimir Putin is a perfectly legitimate choice for prime minister.
[And Crowley pops the cookie into his mouth thoughtfully.]
Still, you can't blame a girl for trying.
I've never understood the point of celebrating New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.
[He casually flicks a speck of dust off of the cuff of his jacket, bored.]
Congratulations, you've managed to not get yourself killed, let's all get together to celebrate the birth of a new tomorrow -- well. I've nothing better to do. Perhaps I'll get in the spirit.
[Crowley offers the NV a smile.]
My New Year's resolution is to go a single day without feeling the urge to kill someone via strangling them with their own horrendously cheap clothing whenever they open their mouth and say something incredibly stupid.
[Pause.]
Or perhaps I'll pledge to lose that last three pounds.
[And, suddenly, a cookie appears in the demon's hands, which he breaks in half with far more vigor than absolutely necessary.]
But eating is a lot less fun than envisioning creative ways of ripping out someone's vocal chords because they hold the opinion that Vladimir Putin is a perfectly legitimate choice for prime minister.
[And Crowley pops the cookie into his mouth thoughtfully.]
Still, you can't blame a girl for trying.