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[ SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HOCKEY IS ]

D4V3 DONT L13
YOUD TOT4LLY PL4Y HOCK3Y FOR TH3 1RONY F4CTOR

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no way that shits way too cold i get enough of that just existing in general around here
fuck that

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DO 1 H4V3 TO BUY YOU MOR3 HUM4N CLOTH3S?
B3C4US3 1 MUST T3LL YOU
1 WOULD H4V3 NO PROBL3M M4K1NG YOU LOOK L1K3 4 PUFFY M4RSHM4LLOW >:]

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no you are banned from getting me any kind of clothing ever
i cant even wear half that shit ironically its just an insult to pretty much the entire point of clothes
besides no matter how many goddamn layers i wear im still going to be colder than king jameses dick in here theres just nothing to be done about it

[manipuleights]

Wow, I got 8ored halfway through.

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happens to me all the time
hence the issue im taking here

[manipuleights]

May8e if you said something that matters, for once!

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everything i said was crucially important
1. canada sucks
2. im bored
3. its fucking cold
there i condensed all that critical information into a list for you because im goddamn considerate

[antedupmyheart]

I'd imagine what there is to do rather depends on what you expect to be doing.

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pretty much anything that isnt eating sleeping killing ravenous hellspawn and tripping over stuffed dragons would be nice

[antedupmyheart]

Have you tried speaking with the others trapped here? I'd not imagine all of us would be uninteresting.

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once or twice i guess
usually everyones talking about their jobs or their house or something completely irrelevant
doesnt anyone party around here

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[whoisjohnsmith]

you're right this has been a problem in the past! one that always needs continual fixing

okay so which kinds of things would you find the most interesting
- dragons
- haunted lighthouse
- magic or wizards
- infiltrating evil companies

or worst comes to worst im pretty sure there ARE hockey teams

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ok definitely not dragons
haunted lighthouse sounds gimmicky as hell but it might be worth a shot depending on what its haunted with
if its the ghost of eddie murphy though im quitting
magic and wizards is roses thing not mine so ill just pass that on to her whenever she gets back
infiltration sounds pretty gimmicky too but whats that all about

also
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fuck hockey

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FUCK YOU
DR4GONS 4R3 4W3SOM3

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real dragons are awesome
i guess
if theyre bigger and less retarded than purple ones that take advice from dragonflies because THATS so hilarious and ironic
fake dragons are boring

[windplay]

blah blah canadian hate blah!
for someone who's prejudiced about canada, you sure talk about it a lot.
i'm even starting to think you've been hanging with karkat a bit too much.
i know he's a great guy and all, but don't start picking up his bad habits!
next thing you know, you'll probably even start setting up fruity memos and type in eternal capslock.

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ok promise me two things
1 if i start hanging out with karkat like ever on completely unironic terms please put me out of my misery
and then karkat too because i doubt he can live without me at that point and hed just start moping around like a lost puppy
all pathetic and shit
nobody wants to see that
2 if i start doing any of that please kill me immediately because theres just no hope for me whatsoever
i cant live a tortured existence like that and itd just be goddamn irresponsible as my best friend to let me go on in that state
youd be totally justified in that mercy killing
and you would have my respect from beyond the grave
maybe

[windplay]

geez, this is more serious than i thought!
it'll be ok, dave.
i'll call up some nice men in spiffy white coats to escort you to a really happy place.
i promise we'll all visit you every weekend, so you won't be lonely.
i will even sneak in some apple juice for you, for great justice.

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make the apple juice happen and its a done deal